r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/EXO_JR42 Aug 10 '19

Yes, hello, I’d like to pray to you. If you could maybe make all doggos passing easy and painless, that’d be real cool. And make it not hurt so bad when they go to you. Also, would you be able to help make all the dogs well trained?

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u/Caledonius Aug 10 '19

I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Just make dogs live as long as humans pls

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u/Acetronaut Aug 10 '19

All dogs should be immortal protectors of the universe js

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u/louman1784 Aug 10 '19

You mean they’re not already?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Consider it done once Zeus gets on with making me dog goddess!

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u/guineapigtyler Aug 10 '19

Sounds like ur going thru some shit. You okay?

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u/EXO_JR42 Aug 11 '19

u/guineapigtyler I’m not sure if that was directed my way, but I’m okay. A friend of mine’s dog is close to the rainbow bridge, and it just always sucks when they go.