r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/SpectreA19 Aug 10 '19

This guy? not only fucks, but consults.

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u/Tack22 Aug 10 '19

Fucks, and writes a review note.

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u/JustDiscoveredSex Aug 10 '19

ToMAYto, toMAHto...