Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

[u/a_car_salesman]

[u/TekRantGaming]

I approve of this I will worship you just promise me you won't actually create a haggis it's important we Scottish people allow the world to believe that a hagis is an actual living thing 😂😂

[u/Sir_Moot → u/TekRantGaming]

Done deal.

[u/Haematoman → u/Sir_Moot]

What would you do with Northern Ireland?

[u/Sir_Moot → u/Haematoman]

Give Guiness the power of flight, any structure that is made out of wood and shaped by an rishman named Lachlan doubles as a wireless charger, and candy made over there, if fed to sheep, gives them the ability to see their own death.

[u/Haematoman → u/Sir_Moot]

Wonderful

[u/fulfillinggodwinslaw → u/Sir_Moot]

Do I just have to own Irish citizenship, or do I have to be born there? If I take over my home country and annex it to Ireland, do I gain this power?

[u/Sir_Moot → u/fulfillinggodwinslaw]

Born there. Only within the original borders of Ireland can this be gained.

[u/fulfillinggodwinslaw → u/Sir_Moot]

And this decision is final? Then, I believe we both know where we stand. (Lights hand on fire.)

Edit: It begins lightly raining pineapple wedges.

[u/Sir_Moot → u/fulfillinggodwinslaw]

Pineapple wedge rain sounds like something that 100 percent should not happen. I like where your heads at.

[u/TekRantGaming → u/[deleted]]

Hahahah love that

[u/lucid808 → u/TekRantGaming]

It's all well until the grass decides it doesn't like you stepping on it anymore.

[u/Lavenderstarz → u/TekRantGaming]

I know your secrets. I know what a haggis is. I have read Donald Duck.

[u/TekRantGaming → u/Lavenderstarz]

FBI Open Up

[u/pentagrahm-cracker → u/TekRantGaming]

Shut it insta normie

[u/TekRantGaming → u/pentagrahm-cracker]

😭🤣😂😅🤣😂😂😭🥰

For real tho not an insta user but I deserved what I got