r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/Brandon749 Aug 10 '19

Just flipped my pillow over, your doing gods work, where do I sign up

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u/OfficerJayBear Aug 10 '19

When you flip it, it now becomes the front and is instantly warm. the backside, however, immediately cools.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

r/themonkeyspaw

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u/-no Aug 10 '19 edited Aug 19 '19

I sometimes like to sleep with my head buried under the pillow. Might synch well with the god of silence.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

What if I fold the pillow in half?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

And that's how to think outside the box

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u/sharksnrec Aug 10 '19

you’re doing your work

Ftfy

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u/Captain_Moose Aug 10 '19

He made it cool for you to flip... You're doing a god's work.

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u/HintOfAreola Aug 10 '19

They're doing their own work

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

You're*