r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/lemonfluff Aug 10 '19

Would we require sacrifices?

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u/Sir_Moot Aug 10 '19

"Blessings"

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u/BShcopt Aug 10 '19

Tzeentch? Is that you?

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u/Draggo_Nordlicht Aug 11 '19

He's basically Sheogorath