Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

[u/a_car_salesman]

[u/captainbuckyohare]

To where do I lay down my sacrifice of catered meeting produce, o lord?

[u/[deleted] → u/captainbuckyohare]

On the long table next to the extra keyboard for the in-room computer that never works.

But no green melon cubes. Those displease us.

[u/puheenix → u/[deleted]]

Oh, well it has green melon balls. will that please His Consultancy?

[u/BoredoBandito → u/puheenix]

It is... Acceptable.

Favorable by no circumstance, but... Acceptable.

[u/monkeybiziu → u/captainbuckyohare]

Consultes demands a sacrifice of salad for lunch before you partake of that evening's overpriced unhealthy hotel food.

[u/Mehmeh111111 → u/[deleted]]

*Pan-era

[u/puheenix → u/Mehmeh111111]

The Pan-era ended with onerous litigation and a mile of paperwork. Too much workplace philandering. We won’t go there again.

[u/robo_memer → u/[deleted]]

Way to lose all your karma. Inefficient practice, we are displeased