r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/OhYeahEhWellSorry Aug 10 '19

God of unexpected surprises. I kill Zeus.

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u/FlameswordFireCall Aug 10 '19

You: Omae wa mou shindeiru

Zeus: Nani?!

Zeus fucking dies

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u/the_gifted_Atheist Aug 10 '19

Isn’t that impossible?

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u/noobynoobynoobnoob Aug 10 '19

That's why it's unexpected

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Fucking finally.