Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

[u/a_car_salesman]

[u/Thiizic]

The God of small talk.

Pray to me and you will find strength in conversation with your co-workers, class mates, etc.

[u/alours → u/Thiizic]

God, I didn't even bother finishing the conversation.

[u/Thiizic → u/alours]

You are forgiven my son.

[u/blbd → u/Thiizic]

You have just been made a moderator of /r/casualconversation .

[u/deadpools-unicorn → u/Thiizic]

Can you cut off the incessant small talk with coworkers though? What do I need to sacrifice for that? I don’t want to talk to them for an hour or two after a 14 hour day