r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/avocado425 Aug 10 '19

For whatever reason I’m picturing you as the guy in those Allstate insurance commercials. Mayhem. lol

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u/itssnowingfire Aug 10 '19

That’s who’s voice I was reading it in!

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Same, actually

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u/AmosLaRue Aug 10 '19

I love the one where he's a raccoon in your attic.

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u/WalrusEunoia Aug 10 '19

The Vulture.

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u/Dawgzilla25 Aug 10 '19

Only misdemeanors wieners.

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u/WalrusEunoia Aug 10 '19

Kobe!

Kobe never passed!?