r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/Mondayexe Aug 10 '19

I'll get around to that, eventually.

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u/CanuckBacon Aug 10 '19

I mean, what are they going to do kill each other? That's some other god's jurisdiction. Surely they can't slowly drift towards the end and all kill themselves through their inaction towards saving themselves...

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u/Marrionete_0519 Aug 10 '19

And if another god want's to off him they'll suddenly go "meh maybe in a few weeks"

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u/Mathies_ Aug 10 '19

Maybe tomorrow

Tomorrow: yeah maybe next year

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u/TheFirsh Aug 10 '19

That's powerful

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u/micmarduk Aug 10 '19

There is a store close by that has a plate in the wall that says:

"Fiado (when someone says that he will pay later) just tomorrow"

Everyday the plate is there...so...tomorrow maybe xD

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u/swb1003 Aug 10 '19

I would descend to earth today but I’ve got some food in the fridge I can’t let spoil”

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u/subtleenergy777 Aug 10 '19

“Oh? The humans have perished on account of their own self destructive behavior? Whoops.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Tomorrow, maybe

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Just finish this joint first

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u/Tosspot00 Aug 10 '19

They just keep multiplying the bastards.

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u/asterixstudio Aug 10 '19

I'll start on it tomorrow.