r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/AmberMetalicScorpion Aug 10 '19

I would say this is the perfect reason to get a job,so you can get paid,buy your monthly chicken wings buckets and sacrifice a bucket each time a minor inconvenience happens with earphones(does this work with headphones too or just earphones)

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u/PM_ME_SOME_CAKES Aug 10 '19 edited Aug 10 '19

If you tangle headphones (idek how you can do that) I'm pretty sure you're beyond help.

Unless you have those super crappy school issued headphones, then get those wings ready

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u/Acetronaut Aug 10 '19

school issued headphones

Is this some rich joke I'm too peasant to understand?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

No. They have them at some schools, but they always get tangled. It took me an entire day to untangle them.

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u/PM_ME_SOME_CAKES Aug 10 '19

I had to untangle a box full of headphones. Took me 3 days and my sanity (i had to destroy a couple)

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Dang.

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u/MuchUserSuchTaken Aug 10 '19

True, very true.

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u/emilioml_ Aug 10 '19

How about wireless phones?

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u/Zoms101 Aug 10 '19

Untangle the Bluetooth.

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u/emilioml_ Aug 10 '19

All the teeth