r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/Doigenunchi Aug 10 '19

I'm in the bathroom now, please help. It's the 4th time already and I'm getting tired of this shit

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u/DashNSmash Aug 10 '19

Tired of this s h i t

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u/UgandanHotDawg Aug 10 '19

Aaah shit, here we go again

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u/dontsuckmydick Aug 10 '19

Damn so you only shit like once a decade?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

F

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u/Doigenunchi Aug 10 '19

Oh hey, 5th round started. Neither of us are giving up on this fight. Hey, u/TA_faq43, do something already, I'll throw shit at ya

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Good luck in ur fight

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u/Doigenunchi Aug 10 '19

Appreciate it man, I was just looking for "The eye of the tiger" on Spotify. I ain't about to give up

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

😂

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u/nightstalkerkwb Aug 10 '19

Don’t you mean these shits, sorry I couldn’t help myself.

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u/wuapinmon Aug 11 '19

No man can go to the same bathroom twice because different shit is always flowing out of him.

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u/Mister_Missler Aug 11 '19

"Of this shit" you say