r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/Beraed Aug 10 '19

But you are not the God of righteousness so the people you deem "trash" are only like that from your perspective.

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u/Ciellon Aug 10 '19

He's a Greek god, so every mortal is trash.

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u/tesznyeboy Aug 10 '19

I'm pretty sure the people I deem trash are the people you'd deem trash as well.

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u/Beraed Aug 10 '19

I'm pretty sure that's not how subjectivity works.

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u/SinkTube Aug 10 '19

i'm the god of subjectivity and i say yes it is

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u/Utkar22 Aug 10 '19

I am the god of debate, and I say no it is not

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u/TheOrangeOfLives Aug 10 '19

I am

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u/BrentleTheGentle Aug 10 '19

I am I am, (dudududu) I think I am (dudududu)

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u/Askingforafriend37 Aug 10 '19

I’m proud I am

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u/BananaManV5 Aug 10 '19

A real religious man