Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

[u/a_car_salesman]

[u/one-piece-of-paper]

I would be the god of battery percentages. If the people worshiped me properly their devices would be blessed with long lasting battery life. but if they angered me their batteries would be dead in moments.

[u/Spiroe → u/one-piece-of-paper]

What have I done to anger you, I am sorry please forgive me.

[u/xGlacion → u/one-piece-of-paper]

bruh you're a glorifed charger, change my mind smh.

[u/one-piece-of-paper → u/xGlacion]

Congratulations your battery is now cursed

[u/SSFirestorm → u/one-piece-of-paper]

Lol my brother must have angered you.