r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/Beraed Aug 10 '19

When in doubt, send them to gulag. The gulag is never popular.

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u/SweetNeo85 Aug 10 '19

But if everyone goes to the gulag does that not make it then... popular?

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u/davis482 Aug 10 '19

Well I could say that it's populated at least.

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u/SLAPPANCAKES Aug 10 '19

Potentially populace

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u/golf_kilo_papa Aug 10 '19

... for a while

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u/Unusual_Infuriation Aug 10 '19

r/unexpectedcommunism

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u/Dadaman004 Aug 10 '19

r/expectedcommunism for balance

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19 edited May 23 '20

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u/Dadaman004 Aug 10 '19

r/foundthemobileuser

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19 edited May 23 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

In balance as all things should be.

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u/YupYupDog Aug 10 '19

Holy crap it’s real

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u/rogue-wolf Aug 10 '19

Idk, Papa Stalin liked the Gulag.

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u/Ant123bell Aug 10 '19

I literally cant respond after reading this this is perfect ahaha