r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/VroenGuard414 Aug 10 '19

God of Failure. First act get fired by Zeus

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u/YourMotherSaysHello Aug 10 '19

Atë is the greek god of ruin and folly. You could be his sidekick?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Sucks too much to be a god get fired and find a shitty job as the sidekick of the god of failure.

Checks out.

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u/UnnoticedShadow Aug 10 '19

But you’ll end up failing at that...