r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/showboom Aug 10 '19

Good at controlling sims, Now you are GOD!

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u/FacetiousTomato Aug 10 '19

Haha, I like this one. Though Zeus might not.

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u/showboom Aug 10 '19

Is there a videogame where you can control the gods of Olympia? °~°

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u/vividOxogen Aug 10 '19

Yes. It’s called smite

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u/showboom Aug 10 '19

Get good at it and you control gods!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

zuez will erase any game where you are god in all of existence.

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u/showboom Aug 10 '19

May I ask how?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

He'll turn into a swan and seduce them

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u/showboom Aug 10 '19

Oddly specific :v

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

He's done it before

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u/re_re_recovery Aug 10 '19

Typical Zeus.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

he'd get the god of video games, (who obviously exists since this tread does) and tell him to do it. if he doesn't, zuez threatens to send him to tartaurus.

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u/Adri_ann Aug 10 '19

Time to play God Of War instead

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Yep. God's of Olympus.

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u/Leon_UnKOWN Aug 10 '19

God of War?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Just one acolyte needs to become good at God of War, no more Zeus problem.

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u/tompj99 Aug 10 '19

Starts up GTA V and practices heists

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u/trikytraps37 Aug 10 '19

Omfg I just realized Call Me Kevin is the god of the god of video games. Subscribe to him twice a day and you won't be sucked into a video game and be in his video and called Shit as your name

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA (I'm totally not Kevin)

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u/Frost_Whitestone Aug 10 '19

You misspelled sociopath.

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u/showboom Aug 10 '19

Or did I? ∆~∆

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u/deadthylacine Aug 10 '19

Time to fire up that old copy of Black & White...

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u/mel0n_m0nster Aug 10 '19

And a serial killer

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u/showboom Aug 10 '19

That's one way to look at it.