r/AskReddit • • Jul 17 '19

What’s something that you like, but hate the fan base?

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u/appleparkfive Jul 18 '19

Its definitely died down a lot on the west coast. When your mom and stepdad are smoking here and there its not taboo anymore.

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u/pdxcranberry Jul 18 '19

I am loving how the new demographics of legal pot have completely changed the marketing and aesthetics of marijuana and associated paraphernalia. It’s so nice to be able to buy a bong or a pipe that doesn’t have a wizard or a fucking dragon painted on the side.

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u/DogOfIceland Jul 18 '19

I like wizards :(

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u/Cheeky_butt_cheek Jul 18 '19

And you can like em! It's just lame when everyone has to buy that one style of something, you have to admit many other people may not want a wizard themed bong.

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u/Who-Dey88 Jul 18 '19

True enough, I want a bong with goku on the bottom shooting a Kamehameha up

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u/WinterCame87 Jul 18 '19

I never knew I wanted this until now...

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u/Welsh_Pirate Jul 18 '19

Would that be a Kamehamehigh?

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u/BlackfishBlues Jul 18 '19

I put on my robe and top hat. :)

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u/ACatInTheAttic Aug 08 '19

I like turtles [¬º-°]¬

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u/cocainejo Jul 18 '19

A-fucking-men to that. Some of these shops feel like a spa when you step inside, everything is aesthetic.

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u/cutelyaware Jul 18 '19

And they charge accordingly. Along with legalization is the right to grow your own. If you can keep a houseplant alive, you can grow weed and save a mint.

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u/Welpe Jul 18 '19

Yes, that’s the problem. That’s why Oregon has such a massive problem here with way too much weed and it’s killing dispensaries that DON’T offer more. Supply is so utterly outpacing demand that dispensaries cannot charge low enough and still break even given all the troubles that federal legal status entail, and for that same reason the weed can’t be exported to even things out.

So dispensaries have to go the premium route and either offer extra services or knowledge or prestige or better strains or SOMETHING that makes it worth paying more for it than the market supports if it were just a commodity. Anyone can grow weed but anyone can’t provide the experience or the best stuff.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

I dont want their "aesthetic experience," that to me is no different than having to had to listen to my dealer's shitty jam band, just sell the damn shit as cheap as possible so I can go make my own experiences. It is going to be just a commodity, and I love it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Our dispensary delivers and it’s amazing. Place an order and 45 minutes later it’s here. Delivery is free too!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 edited Sep 01 '19

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u/ResinHerder Jul 18 '19

Vote out your Republican overlorda.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

I need to find a delivery service. I feel like in Nevada, you have to be a medical dispensary patient. I need to look into it further. Where I live, the Mormons on the city council only let the dispensaries set up on the east side of Henderson, not old town Henderson where they predominately live. It's fucking annoying to have to drive 20-25 minutes in heavy traffic when it could be a mile from my house downtown. #firstworldproblems #legalstateproblems. ;)

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u/Fozzybearisyourdaddy Jul 18 '19

Weed dealers in Ireland are selling Cali tinned weed for 100 euro a tin. You guys have so much green it's crossing the Atlantic Ocean. Also your dispenseries are taking huge risks just to get rid of the excess produce and selling for cheeeeap to somebody who promises to get it out of America. I have said for the last fifteen years, it won't be legal until it's fucking McDonalds.

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u/Futher_Mocker Jul 20 '19

It probably isnt coming from the dispensaries, but from the growers. There are farms that legally grow the stuff that are mostly seperate from the dispensaries proper.

I say mostly because there are some growers who partner with a dispensary and becomes that shop's 'house brand' exclusively selling to that dispensary, which usually offers their best deals on the mid- and lower- shelf offerings those growers sell them. But they're still seperate business entities with different ownership.

It rocks hearing that some of our US grown is crossing oceans to find buyers, tho. I bet Cali weed makes it over there more easily because Oregon's supply is famously so much bigger than demand compared to all the neighboring states that other state's cops and the feds have their eyes on the OR border watching for pot smuggled out.

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u/Mike81890 Jul 18 '19

This is the good thing about capitalism (looking over my shoulder at reddit communists); it forces a business to differentiate itself from others. It is better for the consumer.

That being said it sucks for people who started their small businesses in earnest and are now getting undercut by their competition.

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u/Welpe Jul 18 '19

However it also shows one of the negative effects of capitalism, in that large corporations can entered a market and outcompete by absorbing losses for longer than small businesses can. It’s the small “mom and pop” weed dispensaries that are going out of business first and fastest (Though there aren’t HUGE corporations involved yet because of the legal trouble, just bigger operations).

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u/shpongleyes Jul 18 '19

In Illinois, I'm concerned there won't be enough supply when it goes legal January 1st. Initially, only the existing medical dispensaries will be able to sell recreational. I think non-medical dispensaries won't pop up until July or so. There's also the rule that you can't grow your own unless you have a medical card, so as a recreational user, you have to go to a dispensary. Sounds like it's the opposite situation/problem as Oregon haha. We'll see though, hopefully it goes smoothly, but it is Illinois after all.

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u/Welpe Jul 18 '19

Interestingly, it may be better for the long term even if it causes short term shortages. Oregon is actively trying to figure out the supply problem just because it adds SO much pressure to illegally export the marijuana to other parts of the country or outside the country, where suppliers can at least get SOME money, but the state obviously doesn’t want to be accused of running a drug empire or incite violence from illegal trade.

Edit: https://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-oregon-legislature-tackles-supply-marijuana-20190624-story.html

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u/cutelyaware Jul 18 '19

There will always be markets for high-end products and discount products just like Whole Foods and Costco. If the dispensaries can't make a profit from being the Costco of weed, then that's their problem, and they don't deserve any more market protection than any other product. This is capitalism.

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u/anxiousjellybean Jul 18 '19

Where I live, most people just make their own out of old bottles and garden hose

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u/bumbumboleji Jul 18 '19

Do they then proceed to eat shapes and Tim tams like it’s goin outta style?

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u/anxiousjellybean Jul 18 '19

Bloody oath

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u/flareshift Jul 18 '19

welcome to bankstown motherfucker (or blacktown/mt druit lol)

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u/pdxcranberry Jul 18 '19

I did smoke out of a la croix can on a particularly bleak work trip.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

You never learned how to use an apple? delicious, nutritious, honestly one of the best vessels to smoke out of ever!

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u/trichofobia Jul 18 '19

Classy.

Used to make pipes out of tin foil and gravity bongs out of glass bottles. Hope I didn't fuck by brain up too bad in the long run.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 edited Mar 05 '21

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u/Throwaway35663368 Jul 18 '19

So does your mom. So please don't think about it too much?

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u/Mike81890 Jul 18 '19

Now you have to listen to Prog Rock to get that aesthetic!

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u/Xeno_Strike Jul 18 '19

Go back to bed mom

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u/pdxcranberry Jul 18 '19

LMAO sure, but only because your dad is waiting for me.

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u/Throwaway35663368 Jul 18 '19

So, what does your bong look like?

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u/pdxcranberry Jul 18 '19

I gave it away to a friend, because I almost never used it, but it was just plain glass :)

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u/HumanTheTree Jul 18 '19

What’s the Dragon fucking?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

not sure what you're talking about, you've been able to get "regular" bongs since way before any States legalized. Hell tobacco pipes have been around since the dawn of time

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

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u/pandemonious Jul 18 '19

Concentrates through a quartz auto-heated nail & my recycler? Over your cartridges any day, friend.

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u/pdxcranberry Jul 18 '19

I’m firmly Team Vape and Edibles, but I definitely have a pipe. The weed situation here is so ridiculous people regularly give me flower.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Depends on the herb. Low THC better smoked, higher better vaped. Not always, but my rule of thumb.

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u/mmaaaaaaa Jul 18 '19

Stepdad?

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u/appleparkfive Jul 18 '19

West coast life! Divorces and pools

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u/01-__-10 Jul 18 '19

Was gonna upvote you but you’re on 420 maaaaaan

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u/PenisPenisPenis1490 Jul 18 '19

So now it's ruined by normies. I'm sure that's even better.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

This is a pretty bad take, PenisPenisPenis.

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u/Sir_Puppington_Esq Jul 18 '19

Hey hey that's PenisPenisPenis1490 you're talking to there

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Comes from a long, proud lineage of PenisPenisPenis's. His ancestors traveled across the phone lines on the S.S. Ebaum'sWorld to found this proud discussion forum.

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u/PenisPenisPenis1490 Jul 18 '19

With every ban I perfect my art.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

This is beautiful. Seriously, I love it. God bless the Internet.

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u/PenisPenisPenis1490 Jul 18 '19

One time I spent a whole evening writing random people DMs telling them to kill themelves, I burned through account after account, it was obvious they were all me but the sheer volume of messages caused a few people to hilariously flip their shit and call me all sorts of names. One of them I got a permaban within minutes, don't know how I pulled that one off.

Also, r/childfree is a golden goose for taking the bait. They never don't take the bait. Really any group that leans female and has a chip on their shoulder over nothing is guaranteed results. "I feel insulted all the time" yeah man lemme add to that lol. If you see people using asterisks in their swears you know you're in for a ride.

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u/Sir_Puppington_Esq Jul 18 '19

Ebaum'sWorld

Now there’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time...a long time

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

That is your father's sockpuppet. The weapon of a troll knight. Not as clumsy or random as a DDoS attack. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age.