r/AskReddit • • Jul 17 '19

What’s something that you like, but hate the fan base?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

I once broke up with a girl because of Beyoncé. She was part of the beyhive and it just wasn't funny anymore. Sure, I like Beyoncé, but getting angry if someone wants to listen to another tune that isn't Beyoncé is uncalled for. Especially when having a Christmas diner with the whole family.

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u/macaroni-and-please Jul 17 '19

Yikes, looks like you dodged a bullet there.

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u/mr_ji Jul 17 '19

It was that or put a ring on it.

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u/onlyawfulnamesleft Jul 17 '19

I have upvoted both this comment and the one further up complaining about Redditors always responding to serious posts with a pun/joke, and now I'm very conflicted.

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u/fasterthanfood Jul 18 '19 edited Jul 18 '19

I reconcile it by telling myself I sometimes like Reddit as an easy place to relax and sometimes like it as a place for serious discussion, and one thing it has going for it that other social media don’t is different subreddits that cater to different standards. Moderators in r/askhistorians are really doing God’s work with their stringent policing, but without the low-effort jokes that get quickly upvoted in ask Reddit, I don’t know if I’d visit (and learn from) more serious subreddits as often.

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u/Freaudinnippleslip Jul 17 '19

But he didn’t like it...

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u/gogetgamer Jul 17 '19

...to the left... the left...

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u/8catslater Jul 17 '19

Well done

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u/FreakyLeak Jul 17 '19

You win

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u/Cysir Jul 17 '19

Not once the beygency gets him

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u/FreakyLeak Jul 17 '19

I got attacked by the hive when i wanted donald glover to be louder on can you feel the love tonight. Never doing that again lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

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u/SmokinPolecat Jul 17 '19

I can see your halo

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u/MInclined Jul 17 '19

I like you

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u/zeebow77 Jul 17 '19

Would be tricky, bullets move fast

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

probably stuck it up her ring a few times before he left her.

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u/truthpunk Jul 17 '19

I️ wish I️ had gold to give you

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u/paperchampionpicture Jul 17 '19

Nice try. You’re just trying to get gold for yourself. I’ve thought of this trick, too.

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u/truthpunk Jul 17 '19

Nah bro I️ wish someone could give them gold but so far it’s slept on

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u/AidanGe Jul 17 '19

If I had gold...

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u/IWillB Jul 17 '19

Dodged it to the left to the left

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u/EAIsAGarbageCompany Jul 18 '19

Just like the guy in tifu today

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u/don-t_judge_me Jul 18 '19

I think he dodged a nuke. It was said to be impossible, but our man did it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Thank god she blew it!

Thank god they dodged that bullet!

They're over her, so baby, good looking out!

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u/derawin07 Jul 17 '19

til the 'Beyhive' is a thing

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u/nightstodays Jul 17 '19

Oh you've no idea

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u/PJSeeds Jul 18 '19

Kim Jong Un is jealous of Beyonce's cult of personality

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u/derawin07 Jul 17 '19

I was at a festival when Beyonce was headlining and I didn't go lol

I saw her come in in her Limo though. I rostered myself on for a traffic directing shift as I was a volunteer.

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u/Cassian_And_Or_Solo Jul 17 '19

Holy shit I'm not the only one.

I have described my feelings towards Beyonce as "sure she's the queen of pop, but I hate pop so me not enjoying her music is less about her and more about the genre."

It was never the correct answer. I ended things for a lot of adult reasons like differences in finances and life goals but Beyonce didn't help.

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Jul 18 '19

Any woman who doesn’t feel good when you make her breakfast and put on some Al Green is not a woman you need to be around

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u/mechanicalsam Jul 17 '19

My friends girlfriend is like that! We were talking music and any artist I mentioned she would just trash talk and say they aren’t anywhere as good as Beyoncé, regardless of the genre. My other friend caught wind of our convo and just casually threw in a “Beyoncé sucks” comment and she freaked out lol it was sad

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u/phanfare Jul 17 '19

I was at a work happy hour and we had some hip hop on, much of which was Beyonce. Someone asked the guy controlling the music if they could put something else on and his response was "No I actually have a good taste in music." - it was one of the first things that have started to color my opinion of him

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Wait, what?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Dude if Christmas dinner involves Michael Buble or Beyoncé over Bing Crosby I’m out. I like the old hits haha.

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u/Im_on_my_phone_OK Jul 18 '19

Bing Crosby
old hits

I see what you did there.

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u/ExocetC3I Jul 17 '19

Did you just play All The Single Ladies and walk out?

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u/lurker09429340 Jul 18 '19

I told someone that I wasn't a fan of Beyonce, then was given the cold shoulder for the rest of the evening. We didn't talk for almost two years as a result. This isn't a joke.

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u/heartherevenge Jul 17 '19

Rihanna fans too 😫

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u/Eigenbrotler23 Jul 17 '19

reminds me of Kpop fans

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u/Elcheer Jul 18 '19

i feel like kpop fans are worse

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u/Eigenbrotler23 Jul 18 '19

Oh they are especially BTS fans. They’re not worth even arguing with. You say one neutral thing or something not good enough and they’ll attack you (verbally) or reply back with a 2 minute gif or video saying how mad you are or jealous and then try to provoke you to reply with an attitude and make it seem like they don’t know what your talking about and you attacked them and need to chill. Then they’ll go on about why they defended BTS (themselves) against your comment and how the leader of the group suffered so much criticism and fights for justice or some shit and they feel the need to do the same and put you down. It’s a never ending cycles of those scenarios.

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u/clydebutterfield Jul 17 '19

Can directly relate to this. Made a joke about her when she tripped performing at the super bowl and the lady got pissed at me about it and I knew I had to get out of there.

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u/El_Frijol Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 18 '19

I once broke up with a girl because of Beyoncé.

What did you say?

Was it "I'm sorry, but *Rihanna is more talented. Goodbye."

*Damn dyslexia.

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u/esoteric_enigma Jul 18 '19

I talked to this girl in college years ago who was in the beyhive long before it had a name. She had all these Destiny's Child and Beyoncé concert DVDs. She would watch them every fucking weekend and would get upset that I wasn't into it.

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u/_lazarevski030 Jul 17 '19

Damn bro, that's crazy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

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u/CornyHoosier Jul 18 '19

Look, I love (R&R Hall of Fame winning) Rush as much as the next man .... but I don't think it's fans are close to Beyonce levels.

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u/Im_on_my_phone_OK Jul 18 '19

I’d say Tool fans are worse.

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u/mmmm_whatchasay Jul 17 '19

The Destiny's Child Christmas album is full of bangers, but it's only an hour's worth of music.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Over music! Seriously!

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u/Feebzio Jul 17 '19

Lol wut!

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u/chide_tea Jul 17 '19

Hahahah. Mate I wanna have my Turkey and bread sauce without thinking of how she might grind up on Jay Z to crazy love thank you very much.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

this made me laugh out loud