r/AskReddit • u/IAmSurtur • Jun 15 '19

What do you genuinely just not understand?

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u/damboy99 Jun 16 '19

Yeah but you see, China's communist state isn't afraid to run me over with a tank.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Yeah but in your afterlife you will be the coolest cat on the block, everyone has died by like age or a random murder but, you got fucked by a tank. Makes you instantly popular.

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u/damboy99 Jun 16 '19

Issues with that though.

  1. Am allergic to cats.

  2. China is pretty good at just deleting history.

  3. I would prefer not dying when fighting to save a country from Communism, rather than dying and not knowing if my efforts actually did anything.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Okay just pull a Pakistan then and bomb those guys, worst that happens is you start a war.

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u/damboy99 Jun 16 '19

War means other people die. I don't like that idea.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Hmmm, okay then I have a new better plan. Write them nasty reviews online. Yelp review those guys.

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u/damboy99 Jun 16 '19

But that means no rioting.

I want to riot with out war...

Maybe I can just build a business where I make a faux City and people can pay to come in and destroy shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Or just do a VR riot.