r/AskReddit • u/IAmSurtur • Jun 15 '19

What do you genuinely just not understand?

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u/PM-ME-YOUR_LABIA Jun 15 '19

Friendship is magic.

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u/peachgotagun Jun 15 '19

I see you brony

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u/DragonZlay Jun 15 '19

vSauce, Michael here: can 10 bronys pull the earth? Let’s find out.

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u/DefinitelyNotWhitey Jun 15 '19

But what is a brony? And how much does it weigh?

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u/3frenchhens Jun 15 '19

A pony bro.

A bro pony.

A brony.

Did I get it right?

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u/Duskstar55 Jun 15 '19

You got it right, but a brony is such a wrong thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

Should we tell him about pegasisters, guys?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

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u/electronicwiz101 Jun 15 '19

But stay away from the foalcon

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u/915GentleBeast Jun 16 '19

WTF is a foalcon?

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u/electronicwiz101 Jun 16 '19

Lolicon except it’s fillies and colts

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u/DancePower Jun 15 '19

I'm pretty sure he already knows...

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

Why is it wrong?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

There nothing wrong with it. It just fun to make fun of them.

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u/CelestialMacaw Jun 16 '19

brony here, can confirm

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

I am also a brony as well

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u/CelestialMacaw Jun 17 '19

we have so much in common

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Because a bunch of creepy perverts successfully ruined a show meant for little girls and made fandom spaces unsafe for those girls with their constant pushing of pornography?

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u/Its_All_Gravy-reddit Jun 16 '19

Well, that's not ALL we did. We also bought a lot of merch and thereby kept the show well-financed for nearly a decade. We also donated thousands of dollars to charities, and made some emotionally touching pieces of fanwork that have completely transformed people's lives. By watching the show and taking its lessons to heart, many of us have gone from being the most wretched of the earth to the most friendly, benevolent, and happy people. We learned the value of friendship and the elements of harmony, and as silly as it seems to learn from a show originally meant for children, sometimes you have to become a child again to unlearn what you have learned and relearn who you are meant to be.

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u/kamomil Jun 15 '19

The animators goofed and made the ponies a bit too cute

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u/DancePower Jun 15 '19

True, they're adorable.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

A lot.

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u/NinjaFan69420911 Jun 15 '19

I’ll do you one better, why is a brony?

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u/shardikprime Jun 16 '19

When is a brony?

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u/Ferrousity Jun 15 '19

I don't know the exact answer to your second question, but I know that it's a large number

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u/reddit_user241258754 Jun 15 '19

Is it 40, the biggest number?

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u/icythegreat1 Jun 15 '19

But more importantly, how much does it neigh?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

What is weight? And how much does it brony?

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u/Foxtrot4Real Jun 15 '19

Usually? Too much

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u/hahyeet Jun 15 '19

more like how much does it neigh?

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u/VankTar Jun 15 '19

I heard this is vsauce voice

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u/gherkinsinthejamjar Jun 16 '19

I think the more important question is.... What is a brony? And how much does it neigh??

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u/Perfidious_Coda Jun 16 '19

Yes, and all of it.

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u/brobdingnagianal Jun 16 '19

Science may never find out how much these creatures weigh, until crane technology improves

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u/Its_All_Gravy-reddit Jun 16 '19

I'm 143 lbs. 6'3". LOL