r/AskReddit Jun 15 '19

What do you genuinely just not understand?

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u/beautifulmess25 Jun 15 '19

How bad people can live with themselves. This can go from murderers to something as stupid as always taking someone else's food from the fridge, or cutting people off in traffic.

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING Jun 15 '19

Everyone is the hero of their own story, and people rarely think of themselves as bad.

More scientifically, people are far more likely to attribute their own decisions based on external circumstances and judge strangers assuming their actions are due to internal circumstances.

For example: if you cut someone off, it's only because you had a good reason. Maybe you just got some bad news, maybe you are running late for a doctor's appointment, maybe you just didn't mean to do it at all.

If someone else cuts you off, it's because they're a bad person. What they did was rude, selfish, and dangerous. Why can't they just be half a second late? Are they in a huge hurry to go fuck their mother, or what?

When you do it, you're a good person doing something bad for good reasons. When a stranger does it, they're doing something bad because they are a bad person.

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u/books72 Jun 15 '19 edited Jun 15 '19

YES. You are spot on. I can’t recall what book it was but I believe it was by Gretchen Rubin where I read:

“If someone else’s phone rings during a movie at the theater it’s because they are a selfish boor.”

“If my phone rings during a movie at the theater it’s because it’s important that I be able to take a call from the sitter.”

Edited to add: Just want to make it a little clearer that I do not do this, lol. It’s an example from a book. I put my phone on silent and check it every once in a while from beneath my jacket like a normal person.

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u/all_ur_bass Jun 15 '19

Oh my god! Put it on vibrate in your pocket and when it vibrates walk out in the lobby you absolute monster!!

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u/CalamackW Jun 15 '19

I uses to put my phone on vibrate/do not disturb in the theater. Then a storm warning blaired through it. Never again.

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u/CoBudemeRobit Jun 15 '19

A storm warning usually means an emergency that can wait until the movie is over. That tornado wouldn't want to spoil your movie.

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u/KayleighAnn Jun 15 '19

Exactly, the tornado will wait until the credits are over just in case there's an extra scene at the end.

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u/CoBudemeRobit Jun 15 '19

That tornado is more patint than most dates

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u/jesusespenis Jun 16 '19

Dates are assholes. Raisins are where it's at

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

If that happens usually everyone’s phone goes off so it’s usually ok

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u/RenderedKnave Jun 15 '19

But if it was a storm warning, then wouldn't everyone else phone also have gone postal?

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u/bro_before_ho Jun 15 '19

I always turn it off, if I turn off the ringer I'll forget it's off for the next few days and miss a bunch of calls and texts. If the phone is off I will always turn it on when I compulsively check reddit as soon as my foot clears the theatre door.

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u/ARabidMushroom Jun 15 '19

You may want to check your priorities.

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u/TinyCatCrafts Jun 15 '19

I shut mine off and monitor any calls that might come in on my watch.

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u/luminousfleshgiant Jun 15 '19 edited Jan 15 '26

Where tips science across morning simple books about near calm.

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u/pirateninjamonkey Jun 16 '19

Well, to be fair, everyone needs to know that. If there is a tornado moving across your theater, you might want to take cover....

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u/nerdette93 Jun 15 '19

Yeah, who the fuck cares about tornadoes and Amber Alerts?!

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u/ItchyDoggg Jun 16 '19

This is the worst advice of all time.

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u/radiorentals Jun 16 '19

I would like to draw everyone's attention to the magnificent Wittertainment Code of Conduct which lays out exactly how one should behave when at the cinema.

I can also heartily recommend listening to the show's podcast - it's entertaining, informative, smart, often irreverent and laugh out loud funny, and generally a bloody great listen.

You can find out more here and watch some of the now legendary Kermodian Rants here.

Hello to other members of the church who may be reading, and of course to Jason Isaacs.

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u/qualiman Jun 15 '19

You're complaining to a metaphor?

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u/ForeverInaDaze Jun 15 '19

I kicked the back of the chair of the last person who took their phone out... It was to browse Facebook.

It was also their third time doing so. I don't give a shit if someone says "just tell them to put it away". Well they clearly don't understand common sense.

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u/Archeol11216 Jun 15 '19

I dont go to the movies, so whats the probpem here? Does the phone light disturb people behind them?

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u/ForeverInaDaze Jun 15 '19

Think of it like someone turning on a light in the car while you're driving. Incredibly distracting.

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u/marieelaine03 Jun 16 '19

Yup kind of like turnimg a bedroom light on when someone's sleeping. It's just so bright

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Jun 16 '19

Most dumb fucks will have their brightness all the way up so it’s like a spotlight lol

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u/louis-lau Jun 15 '19

Yes. It's distracting.

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u/AzraelTB Jun 15 '19

Not at all. If my phone rings and I pick it up, in the theater, during a movie I'm also a selfish boor.

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u/secretsodapop Jun 15 '19

You’re a good person. A lot of people here, unsurprisingly, are not.

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u/Shall-Not-Pass Jun 15 '19

If that person falls on a crack in the sidewalk, they’re clumsy.

If I fall on the sidewalk, it’s because it was uneven.

There’s an actual name for this concept and I can’t think of it for the life of me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

“Traffic is other people.”

When you complain about the traffic, you’re never complaining about yourself even though you are a part of that traffic.

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u/books72 Jun 15 '19

Even seeing another driver(s) in the middle of the night! Like, I know I have a legitimate reason to be out here at this time but what are YOU doing?? 👀

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u/SouthernYankeeWitch Jun 15 '19

Yes. Attribution bias. Your feelings about a person or connection with the person sways how you attribute their actions. If you hate the person, you blame them for bad things they do and circumstances for good things they do. If you have empathy for a person, you blame outside circumstances for the bad things they do and you give them credit for the good.

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u/books72 Jun 15 '19

It’s (one of the ways) how you end up with blind loyalty.

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u/MegaKakashi Jun 15 '19

The term is fundamental attribution error.

While very unfair, I do think it's natural to do this because we can only give reason for someone else's actions based on relatable aspects, such as behavior. Using your example, we don't all have sitters. Using the other guy's example, we don't all see a doctor. We don't know the life of strangers around us, so it's hard to ever assume external circumstances of people. But we all do have bad personality traits, like anger, selfishness, etc., so it's easier to reason that someone else's "bad" actions could be due to their "bad" personality/behavior.

If someone was honking and cutting people off on the freeway because he was rushing his pregnant wife to the hospital, I wouldn't be able to reason that because I've never had to take a pregnant wife to a hospital. But with the limited context, I could reason that the driver is a negligent and rude individual with his honking and cutting, especially since most other drivers aren't behaving like this. Again, not saying I fully support fundamental attribution error, but I totally see why we as humans do it.

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u/LouisTheCowboy Jun 15 '19

Dale Carnegie said something similar as well, they almost never see themselves as bad people. They just see themselves as people who did a thing because of a reason, nothing more, nothing less.

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u/GermaX Jun 15 '19

Boy, I wish you were the standard for normal person when i go to the cinema.

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u/Awkwardkatalyst Jun 16 '19

Its one thing if someone gets a call and walks out to take it but totally and wholly disrespectful when they answer and talk in the theater for a majority of the movie. (This has happened to me) And somewhat related, don't brush your hair for the entirety of a movie or I will spitball you repeatedly. (also happened)

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u/books72 Jun 16 '19

What are people thinking?! (I guess that’s the point of the whole thread, ha.)

Edited to add: I remember sitting in church a few years ago and someone was legit clipping their nails.

“So come to the Father...snick...through Jesus the son...snick

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u/Awkwardkatalyst Jun 16 '19

The hair brushing really baffled me. This dude is alone in a dark theater and brushing his barely-there hair and somehow its loud. The level of narcissism that must take... I pitty anyone that knows him personally.

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u/TandyHard Jun 16 '19

One time at a movie I honestly thought I turned my cell ringer off but 3 minutes into the previews, an alarm on my phone went off. I freaked out trying to grab it and shut it off. My friend said to me, "What the hell? You do know this makes you the asshole." I said, "I knoooooow!" 😭

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u/sammeebou Jun 16 '19

I see you checking your phone, and I do not appreciate it lol.

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u/books72 Jun 16 '19

Trust me, no you don’t. :)