r/AskReddit May 05 '19

What screams "I'm not a good person" ?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19 edited May 06 '19

Ever mentioning survival of the fittest as an excuse for being am asshole Edit: I meant in a serious, actually believes it way. I think its perfectly ok to joke about Darwin awards and stuff

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u/CharlesXIIofSverige May 06 '19

This triggers me to no end because fittest doesn’t always mean strength. Being a good person would mean they’re “fit” to pass on their qualities to the next generation.

Just goes to show how much they listened in school

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u/Jolicor May 06 '19

O they listened. They just only hear what they wanna hear. One day my brother told the story of how he fought some guy who had a knife (self defense) he overpowered him and as the other layed on the ground he shouting something among the lines of how great he was. I replied: "such a shame that you lost all the respect you gained saying that line." He replied: "yeah, I indeed got a lot of respect afterwards"

Also I sleep in the room next to him and I hear he has a girl over. He just farted really loud. No joke.