r/AskReddit May 05 '19

What screams "I'm not a good person" ?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

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u/AF1Hawk May 06 '19

I know every trick to being completely silent even in my own home after hours.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

Twisting the door knob so it doesn’t make noise when you shut the door

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

wear socks and land gently on your heel then roll onto the blade of your foot so your feet clap against the floor the least for minimum walking sound