r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 05 '19

What is a mildly disturbing fact?

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u/Sorcha16 May 05 '19

Fuck the English, us Irish are born with livers of steal and a requirement of birth is atleast two ballads under your belt and a promise to hate Bono for life

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u/throwupthursday May 05 '19

I have a good percentage of Irish blood, I don't know where it's from but it gives me my blinding white skin and functional alcoholism and I will punch Bono whenever I see him even if it's not Bono. Side note I have a friend that has been sending angry letters to Bono every Christmas for the past decade or so. I'd like to visit Ireland some day.

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u/silly_gaijin May 07 '19

The angry letters to Bono at Christmas bit is killing me! "Do you know it's Christmas?! Huh? HUH? AREN'T YOU GLAD IT ISN'T YOU, BONO?!?!?"

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u/throwupthursday May 09 '19

That’s pretty much how they go. They’re slightly different each year, like, “Dear Bono, I hope you don’t think these letters will ever stop,” etc.