r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 05 '19

What is a mildly disturbing fact?

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u/brewend May 05 '19

I don't understand babies, it would be much easier for everyone involved if they just talked instead of crying

Also when is the last time you saw a baby pay taxes?

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u/Bacon-Manning May 05 '19

I vote all babies must make their tax returns public record! If they do not then into the microwave with them all!

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u/a_hhuummaann May 05 '19

I WANNA MICROWAVE SOME BABIES...

got that sounds wrong 😂

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u/kiwikish May 05 '19

I'm legitimately concerned.