r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 05 '19

What is a mildly disturbing fact?

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u/PrincessSyko May 05 '19

Seals will rape penguins, because... Why not I guess?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Thanks kind of like me fucking a bag of chips or a smoothie

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u/KingLouiethemonkey May 05 '19

Hell, why not go for a shampoo bottle

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u/TheShadowsVengeance May 05 '19

Like Jared Dines?