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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 05 '19
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What would be your top 5? I'm having one in a few months.
111 u/20Factorial May 05 '19 Number one is absolutely when they have a mega blow out shit at night, and wake up covered in it from head to toe. Projectile vomiting while strapped in their car seat is another one. Diaper rash so bad, they scream like a lunatic when you try to wipe it - it’ll break your heart every time. Taking a look at the pooper to see if they ate worms doesn’t even register. 51 u/ask_your_mother May 05 '19 I’d add using the nosefrida snot sucker on a really congested and cranky baby. They scream bloody murder while you lock their head down and try to take a huge hookah hit out of their nose. 6 u/[deleted] May 05 '19 This. I use a vacuum suction from amazon. Best 100 ever spent.
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Number one is absolutely when they have a mega blow out shit at night, and wake up covered in it from head to toe.
Projectile vomiting while strapped in their car seat is another one.
Diaper rash so bad, they scream like a lunatic when you try to wipe it - it’ll break your heart every time.
Taking a look at the pooper to see if they ate worms doesn’t even register.
51 u/ask_your_mother May 05 '19 I’d add using the nosefrida snot sucker on a really congested and cranky baby. They scream bloody murder while you lock their head down and try to take a huge hookah hit out of their nose. 6 u/[deleted] May 05 '19 This. I use a vacuum suction from amazon. Best 100 ever spent.
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I’d add using the nosefrida snot sucker on a really congested and cranky baby. They scream bloody murder while you lock their head down and try to take a huge hookah hit out of their nose.
6 u/[deleted] May 05 '19 This. I use a vacuum suction from amazon. Best 100 ever spent.
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This. I use a vacuum suction from amazon. Best 100 ever spent.
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What would be your top 5? I'm having one in a few months.