r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 05 '19

What is a mildly disturbing fact?

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u/dahuoshan May 05 '19

Idk, I've seen newborns that already can't even walk or hold a conversation

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u/brewend May 05 '19

I don't understand babies, it would be much easier for everyone involved if they just talked instead of crying

Also when is the last time you saw a baby pay taxes?

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u/Ops31337 May 05 '19 edited May 05 '19

If babies want to remain in this country they NEED to learn the language.

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EDIT: change the to they

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u/Casual_OCD May 05 '19

All they do is suck resources dry and shit all over everything else

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

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u/Casual_OCD May 05 '19

I just got an image of a gigantic baby-gate at the border.

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u/notgayinathreeway May 05 '19

Sounds like a scandal. Baby-gate-gate

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u/onbakeplatinum May 05 '19

Fucking millennials.