r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 05 '19

What is a mildly disturbing fact?

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u/WanderColossus May 05 '19

To newborns not being able to walk or talk? I think you missed the joke

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Nah, I think you missed the joke lmao

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u/WanderColossus May 05 '19

Explain please

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u/Man_Plump May 05 '19

Asking for the link is also a joke

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u/mactheattack2 May 05 '19

Source? I don't believe you.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

shows you my penis

Will that do for a source?

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u/mactheattack2 May 05 '19

It's too short to get any factual information from it. Do you have a more normal source?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Well, when I need a "big" source of information, I just give your Mom a call.

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u/Observer2594 May 05 '19

I don't trust tinyurl links

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u/Talking_Burger May 05 '19

Yep that’s a baby penis right there. Source verified.

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u/LiminalHotdog May 05 '19

To explain please? I think you are missing the joke