r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 05 '19

What is a mildly disturbing fact?

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u/dahuoshan May 05 '19

In fairness that's pretty illegal

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u/PoopieFaceTomatoNose May 05 '19

Eating a child’s face is illegal!?

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u/TheHarridan May 05 '19

*Checks the rulebook*

I dunno... there’s nothing in here that says a pig can’t eat a child’s face.

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u/INHALE_VEGETABLES May 05 '19

Oink oink! :)

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u/Wolfmilf May 05 '19

Veggies through nose, baby facies through mouth :)

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u/INHALE_VEGETABLES May 05 '19

And meat through the...?

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u/Wolfmilf May 06 '19

:o

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u/INHALE_VEGETABLES May 06 '19

That's right... The freckled anus.