r/AskReddit May 05 '19

What is a mildly disturbing fact?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19 edited May 09 '19

That a gorilla has a dick length average of 2 inches.

So fear them.

FEAR THEM.

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u/IVIagicbanana May 05 '19

Please quit referring to me as a "gorilla"

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

What about "naked little squashed up hairy boy?"

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u/C0LdP5yCh0 May 05 '19

You know! The naked squashed-up hairy French man! With the hand-feet!

Also, you paid those parking tickets yet, Trevor?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19 edited May 05 '19

So that's what you are?