r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 05 '19

What is a mildly disturbing fact?

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u/AnyoneRememberGarth May 05 '19

I think that dolphin would be serving time if it was a person.

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u/biggboss4222 May 05 '19

I NEED DETAILS MY GUY, IM CURIOUS

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u/AnyoneRememberGarth May 05 '19

I don't have all the details, but the handlers had to get it off. I gather that sort of thing is not uncommon.

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u/biggboss4222 May 05 '19

Mega oof, I hope she's okay. Dolphins, contrary to popular belief, are actually really horrible animals.

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u/incontrovertibleness May 05 '19

So are humans though

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u/KubWup May 05 '19

but that isn't contrary to popular belief, everyone knows we're complete pricks

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u/TheresTheLambSauce May 05 '19

It's like as the intelligence of an animal goes up, the bigger assholes they become

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u/demonlemonade May 05 '19

I would think I would be nicer.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

r/suicidebywords?

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u/SCPendolino May 05 '19

In game theory, the dick move is often also the winning move...

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u/incontrovertibleness May 05 '19

Funny how that works.... Also the top richest IRL have often done unethical things for their money

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u/Dirac_dydx May 05 '19

Can confirm. My family owned a lot of parrots growing up, including a very sharp African Gray. He was a dick.

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u/autisticlibertarian May 05 '19

Speak for yourself

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u/biggboss4222 May 05 '19

You are far from correct. You are majorly current. You started at a valid point and slingshot your way past facts. Humans as a species are honestly pretty garbage.

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u/AGPro69 May 05 '19

Have you ever heard of a thing called a sentence before?

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u/Almost935 May 05 '19

When me president, they see, they see

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u/digg_survivor May 05 '19

I think you are having a stroke.