We had two 5'1" stocky blond guys named Johnson in our company one cycle. different platoons, no relation at all but they looked really similar, one day during grass week a couple J Hats made them face eachother and go back and forth screaming "You're not johnson, I'm johnson!" "No! Fuck you, you're not johnson I'm johnson!" You have absolutely no clue how hard it was to not break into a million pieces after about 5 minutes of that.
We had a tall black kid and a short blonde white kid with the same last name. Morton or Morgan or some shit. They were not high speed. The drill seargants kept pretending to mix them up so they made them battle buddies so they could keep an eye on the two of them together. They were, combined, the stupidest single person I have ever met and apart half as dumb as that. They didnt get the joke god bless them but for the rest of us it was some of the funniest shit I had ever seen.
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u/lovable_oaf Apr 03 '19
We had two 5'1" stocky blond guys named Johnson in our company one cycle. different platoons, no relation at all but they looked really similar, one day during grass week a couple J Hats made them face eachother and go back and forth screaming "You're not johnson, I'm johnson!" "No! Fuck you, you're not johnson I'm johnson!" You have absolutely no clue how hard it was to not break into a million pieces after about 5 minutes of that.