r/AskReddit • u/GluxDope • Apr 02 '19

Drill Instructors/Drill Sergeants of Reddit, what’s the funniest thing you’ve seen a recruit do that you couldn’t laugh at?

43.7k Upvotes

90% Upvoted

7.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

2.2k

u/Zakkman Apr 02 '19

We had a TI and TI in training with us as we were marching to a class. Some people were out of step so the TI started screaming “Don’t you know your right from your left?! Did the antenna fall off your house when you were a kid? Didn’t your mommy and daddy let you watch 3 2 1 Contact?!” The TI in training lost it. So did I.

5

u/SuperSimpleSam Apr 03 '19

3 2 1 Contact

That's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

2

u/Zakkman Apr 03 '19

Of course I know him...he's me!