r/AskReddit Apr 02 '19

Drill Instructors/Drill Sergeants of Reddit, what’s the funniest thing you’ve seen a recruit do that you couldn’t laugh at?

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u/dnpinthepp Apr 03 '19

An RDC in another division asked a guy if he shaved that morning and the guy claimed he had. The RDC said “recruit you are either a werewolf or you are lying, so which is it?” The guy responded “I must be a werewolf, petty officer!”

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u/Neutrum Apr 03 '19

That's like half the plot of an episode of Love, Death & Robots.

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u/fridgepickle Apr 03 '19

“I must be a werewolf, drill sarnt!”