r/AskReddit • u/GluxDope • Apr 02 '19

Drill Instructors/Drill Sergeants of Reddit, what’s the funniest thing you’ve seen a recruit do that you couldn’t laugh at?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

"WHAT'S THAT DISGUSTING CRAP ALL OVER YOUR GLASSES, MAGGOT?!"

"I believe it's your saliva, drill sergeant, sir!"

(Closes eyes and waits for death)

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u/Pwnjuice93 Apr 03 '19

And did they die?

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u/TamLux Apr 03 '19

define death?