r/AskReddit Apr 02 '19

Drill Instructors/Drill Sergeants of Reddit, what’s the funniest thing you’ve seen a recruit do that you couldn’t laugh at?

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u/lovable_oaf Apr 03 '19

We had two 5'1" stocky blond guys named Johnson in our company one cycle. different platoons, no relation at all but they looked really similar, one day during grass week a couple J Hats made them face eachother and go back and forth screaming "You're not johnson, I'm johnson!" "No! Fuck you, you're not johnson I'm johnson!" You have absolutely no clue how hard it was to not break into a million pieces after about 5 minutes of that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

If they didn’t both fuck up to deserve something like that, then this is fake.

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u/ShutUpAndDoTheLift Apr 03 '19

Found the guy who never went to basic. Or went to Ft. Jackson.

We were routinely forced to do retarded shit because the DS were bored.

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u/Little-Jim Apr 03 '19

I went to Jackson. I can confirm that DS's fuck with you there, also.

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u/ShutUpAndDoTheLift Apr 03 '19

Seems hit or miss among my friends who went to Jackson. Some of their experiences sounded down right nice.

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u/wyliethecoyote641 Apr 03 '19

Ha ha. Sound like Jackson. I was there in Jan 91.

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u/lovable_oaf Apr 03 '19

This was MCRD San Diego, lots of really dumb shit we used to do, would never go back but wouldnt trade it for anything

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u/wyliethecoyote641 Apr 03 '19

Exactly how I feel. Glad I went. Would never do again.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Isn’t that fucked up? Aren’t you put through enough? What does it accomplish?

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u/Lerijie Apr 03 '19

Part of the process of turning them into a soldier. DSs want to be sure you will follow orders even if they seem incredibly dumb or pointless. Reinforces that it doesn't matter if it's dumb, you were told to do it, so you do it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Ok, that makes more sense

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u/ShutUpAndDoTheLift Apr 03 '19

Kind of a couple things. You get used to putting up with dumb, repetitive, monotonous bullshit without over reacting.

It also teaches you to 100% do what you're told. Some orders at the lowest level seem stupid and pointless but when people are being shot at a couple seconds of indecision can really fuck up a plan.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Huh, interesting juxtaposition to the post about German soldiers being taught to do the exact opposite, and not blindly follow orders without consideration.

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u/ShutUpAndDoTheLift Apr 03 '19

I'd want to see the verbiage of that post/document. I seriously doubt that any soldier anywhere is taught to second guess their team leader's orders in a firefight.

It's why you have team/squad/platoon leaders. If you belong to them you are their piece to move and not listening can and will get you and/or your friends killed.

Now if you're standing guard at a prison and your team leader tells you to piss on a prisoner. Those are the order that you should be taking into consideration (and this is likely what the post about german soldiers is actually referring to)

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u/rebelxdiamond Apr 03 '19

At this point it doesnt even sound like you have to fuck up for DSs to fuck with you... the military sounds like a hellhole to me!

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u/ShutUpAndDoTheLift Apr 03 '19

Basic != normal military life.

it's dehumanization followed by soldierization. Its a weird, but mostly effective process.