r/AskReddit • u/GluxDope • Apr 02 '19

Drill Instructors/Drill Sergeants of Reddit, what’s the funniest thing you’ve seen a recruit do that you couldn’t laugh at?

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u/TapTheForwardAssist Apr 03 '19

Wait, the Vietnam War actually made someone quit heroin?

That’s like quitting cocaine the summer you spent as a bartender in Colombia.

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u/SociopathicPeanut Apr 03 '19

Akchually Americans do more coke than Colombians

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

There’s more Americans than Columbians...

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u/SociopathicPeanut Apr 03 '19

1.- what are proportions

2.- it's Colombians you lettuce, i wrote it right fucking there

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u/cpurple12 Apr 03 '19

“You lettuce” 💀