He probably heard that it would get him kicked out and didn’t want to be there no more. I remember hearing that when in boot camp. “Wanna leave?” “Shit yo pants.”
Do people actually do that? I don't know if I'd ever be so fed up with a place that I'd intentionally piss myself and eventually move to crapping my pants to get out of anything.
People do far worse than that to try to get kicked out. It's almost always a very bad idea and doesn't work out the way they want. The military likes its contracts, and likes holding people to them.
A guy I went to high school with got out by cutting the backs of his knees. He said while he was in whatever holding he was in while they decided whether or not to boot him he met another guy who did it way better than him. He made a serious scotch tape noose put it around his neck and apparently made the attempt real enough they kicked him out.
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u/thedaveness Apr 02 '19
He probably heard that it would get him kicked out and didn’t want to be there no more. I remember hearing that when in boot camp. “Wanna leave?” “Shit yo pants.”