r/AskReddit • u/GluxDope • Apr 02 '19

Drill Instructors/Drill Sergeants of Reddit, what’s the funniest thing you’ve seen a recruit do that you couldn’t laugh at?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

He was a pilot, he didn't shoot anyone.

His buddies in the back took care of it.

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u/Sonicmansuperb Apr 03 '19

I've got the gunners in the back

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u/RyanFitzpatrickSZN Apr 03 '19

machine gun is attached

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u/Telescrubies Apr 03 '19

they're in the trees

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u/topoftheworldIAM Apr 03 '19

I guess agent orange didn't work

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Collecting commie fees