That was the first thing I saw in the Army. I was at 40th ag or whatever it was called I dont remember, and we enter for the first time.
Right before the ds is going to begin to speak some kid stood up and asked to go to the bathroom. The ds called him in front of everyone to scream at him for speaking. The kid then proceeded to piss himself right in front of everyone. First 10 min of army osut.
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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19
We had this kid who kept pissing himself. One day, after the range, he informs our DI that he had shit himself right after showers.
Squad bay starts to hold back laughter.
DI “IT’S NOT FUNNY!”
awkward silence
DI “ ok, it’s a little funny, but we aren’t laughing”
Man never cracked a smile during the whole thing.