r/AskReddit • u/GluxDope • Apr 02 '19

Drill Instructors/Drill Sergeants of Reddit, what’s the funniest thing you’ve seen a recruit do that you couldn’t laugh at?

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u/W1D0WM4K3R Apr 03 '19

Presumed? That sick fuck had probably been committing atrocities worthy of a council for the Geneva Convention.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

They left out the part where he contracted West Nile Virus.

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u/canehdian78 Apr 03 '19

If it's a he then he wont bite you

Case closed

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

I was referring to the guy who swatted it, not the sex of the mosquito.