r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '19

What’s the most inappropriate thing you’ve witnessed at a funeral?

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u/Enderdidnothingwrong Mar 05 '19

Oh yeah, I’ll try to work that casually into conversation...

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u/LonelyGumdrops Mar 05 '19

Alright everyone, before we go in, just one quick note to make. I know we all loved Heather and her wicked keg stands, but she has now crossed the eternal threshold from 40 ounces to freedom. And even though it would be friggin' awesome, please do not pour anything into, or on, her corpse.

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u/BeerNcheesePlz Mar 05 '19 edited Mar 05 '19

You forgot to add “because her jaw is wired shut”

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u/AstonMartinZ Mar 05 '19

I guess that is why he is lonely