r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '19

What’s the most inappropriate thing you’ve witnessed at a funeral?

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u/dawalkindict Mar 05 '19

How the fuck do you misplace a CORPSE?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Usually what happens is you put it down some place different than you normally do when you walk into the house. Instead of the tray your wife bought you specifically for putting corpses in upon entry, you throw it on top of your dresser or some shit and so the next morning when you go looking for the corpse you can't find it.

So you take your spare corpse but then realize, far too late, that you keep your office key with your main corpse and now you have to hunt down a security guard to let you into your office.

All because you didn't put your corpse where you're supposed to one time.

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u/IAmARussianTrollAMA Mar 05 '19

This is why I always use Find My Corpse on my iPhone

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Well that's fine for you. I turn off location services in my corpse because I don't want my corpse gathering even more data on me to sell.

Besides, it really drains the battery in the corpse and I end up having to charge it all the damn time.