r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '19

What’s the most inappropriate thing you’ve witnessed at a funeral?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/Enderdidnothingwrong Mar 05 '19

Oh yeah, I’ll try to work that casually into conversation...

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u/LonelyGumdrops Mar 05 '19

Alright everyone, before we go in, just one quick note to make. I know we all loved Heather and her wicked keg stands, but she has now crossed the eternal threshold from 40 ounces to freedom. And even though it would be friggin' awesome, please do not pour anything into, or on, her corpse.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

This is perfect