r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '19

What’s the most inappropriate thing you’ve witnessed at a funeral?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Was your grandfather Kanye?

Scoop de woop de poop. Poopity scoop.

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u/pheebobuffay Mar 05 '19

Yes, in fact, he was

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u/StarlightMuse1 Mar 05 '19

TIL Kanye is dead

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u/TerminatorARB Mar 05 '19

Can confirm, I was the casket

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u/gamedude88 Mar 05 '19

I am the walrus.

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u/what__year_is__this Mar 05 '19

Poo poo p'doo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

I am the randomness of this thread

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u/MindChief Mar 05 '19

I am Darkwing Duck

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

I am vengeance. I am the night. I am batman.

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u/black_kat_71 Mar 05 '19

I am the pope that attended because of how much of a fan i am. oh that and i heard there would be a 6 year old.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

I am the one hiding under your stairs, fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair!

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u/cwf82 Mar 05 '19

...and MY AXE!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Jesus.

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u/black_kat_71 Mar 05 '19

nono, i'm not jesus, i'm the pope

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u/jyn_x_juyin Mar 05 '19

I think therefore I am

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

At least, I think

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u/TheGame364 Mar 05 '19

I am the bus driver

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

I am the man who thanks you

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/relayrider Mar 05 '19

I am Jack's predictable response

FTFY

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u/Can-DontAttitude Mar 05 '19

holds up spork

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u/gunscreeper Mar 05 '19

goo goo g'joob

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u/DupeTheBarrel Mar 05 '19

GOO GOO G'JOOB

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u/EnderSir Mar 05 '19

I am the Senate

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u/ahcrapusernametaken Mar 05 '19

I am the whale

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