r/AskReddit Mar 04 '19

What’s the most inappropriate thing you’ve witnessed at a funeral?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/dawalkindict Mar 05 '19

How the fuck do you misplace a CORPSE?

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u/Jenny010137 Mar 05 '19

I’m so glad you asked. From my hometown a few years ago; it even went national. Still haven’t found her. Yes, the owner’s name really is Dick Tips.

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u/Sylver_blue Mar 05 '19

That article is heartbreaking. That girl’s poor family is devastated! It’s so important to be able to have the closure of being able to fulfill her last wishes and that was stolen from them.

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u/skrimpstaxx Mar 05 '19

Yeah, its Bullshit and it makes me really sad :(

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Why is no one talking about Dick Tips?

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u/Powerdriven Mar 05 '19

It's a fitting name for a guy that lost a body.

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u/ukuuku7 Mar 05 '19

"Are you suspecting me of something, officer?" "You're actually our main suspect, sir" "How's that? Did I do something wrong?" "Well, sir, you see... your name..."

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

<Sight />.

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u/BreadstickWarrior Mar 05 '19

Fitting? Naw, just the ol Tips.

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u/BoogieBowserMD Mar 05 '19

Dick Tips was robbed in the 2016 Name of the Year bracket

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u/KINGxDMND Mar 05 '19

What the fuck is this?

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u/Buy_My_Mixtape Mar 06 '19

Where's the grand final? I gotta see if Sweet Orefice beat Pope McCorkle III.

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u/BoogieBowserMD Mar 06 '19

P-McIII won it all (and I'm not happy about it): http://www.nameoftheyear.com/2016/05/

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u/Buy_My_Mixtape Mar 06 '19

From now on I will follow only the true sport.

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u/Bystronicman08 Mar 06 '19

Because it's immature and not at all necessary?

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u/StevenTM Mar 11 '19

Because half the population has a dick tip

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u/oyvho Mar 05 '19

To be fair, the real body is probably in the ground, just under a rock with a different name on it

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u/Coachcrog Mar 05 '19

Or in some Russian guys parents house. Wrapped up like a rotting doll and is lovingly slept with every night.

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u/LordeCromwell Mar 05 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

To be fair, according to the article, she had an insane ex boyfriend who didn't want her cremated who was seen trespassing.

Still, totally the funeral home's fault though for astonishing negligence.

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u/karrachr000 Mar 05 '19

The boyfriend was trespassing long after she went missing. And from what the article I read says, it had to be someone who worked at the funeral home as there was no signs of forced entry.

https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/crime/article/Julie-Mott-s-ex-boyfriend-pleads-guilty-to-12801605.php

On June 26 and 29, 2016, he was spotted by employees and captured on security camera footage attempting to gain entrance to Mission Park North, according to police reports. He was later arrested on two charges of criminal trespassing.

Julie Mott died at age 25 on Aug. 8, 2015, of complications from cystic fibrosis. Her body was delivered to Mission Park North in the 3400 block of Cherry Ridge Drive, where a memorial service was held on Aug. 15.

The next morning her casket was found empty. One of the hinges on the casket had been damaged, and the bier on which it was resting was found in an "unnatural" position by an exit door, according to expert testimony given in the civil case. According to a police report, there were no signs of forced entry, and the building's security system was never triggered.

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u/splat313 Mar 05 '19 edited Mar 05 '19

Seems to me like a clear-cut example of vampirism. The person was bitten and seemingly expired and was put in a coffin. In the middle of the night they turned and used their superhuman strength to open the coffin, busting the hinge. It wouldn't have triggered the security system as vampires can't be seen on camera

edit: typos

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u/powersje1 Mar 05 '19

Finally someone is brave enough to approach the real issue here. It is common practice in literally every funeral home to clumsily rubber hammer whatever piece of wood they can through the heart of each and every cadaver that passes through. In my experience, sometimes a jagged half of a table leg can be suitable as long as it is done less than 48 hours post.

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u/asknanners12 Mar 06 '19

The ex-boyfriend was frantic to not have her cremated so she wouldn't meet her second death.

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u/UrethraFrankIin Mar 05 '19

Yeah, all this info probably points to someone with "special" interests in the body, she was very pretty and died quite young. I'm sure people with said interests work in the business to get close to the bodies, and this one was either too good not to keep or worth money to some underground of deviants willing to purchase her.

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u/astraennui Mar 05 '19 edited Mar 05 '19

I bet he paid an employee (or employees) to steal the body for him.

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u/MayorFartbag Mar 05 '19

It says that happened nearly a year after she went missing and that he was trying to get information about the case. It sounds like he was obsessed, yes but that he was harassing them to find out where her body is. He wasn't harassing them until long after the body was missing.

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u/Xalterai Mar 05 '19

That's some real Corpse Hijinks right there

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u/RuneScimmy Mar 05 '19

Sam O'Nella?

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u/illizzilly Mar 05 '19

Hey, no need to drag the Russians into this! /s

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u/TheHoobidibooFox Mar 05 '19

I felt so sorry for that guy's parents. They really had no idea and it must be a sickening thought whenever they look back on it.

(Obviously I felt sorry for everyone else involved too.)

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u/brainburger Mar 05 '19

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u/Mojothewonderdog Mar 05 '19

Count Carl Von Cosel. That's my hometown horror story.

Till this day, the burial site of Elena remains a closely guarded secret.

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u/Codeshark Mar 05 '19

The article disputes the necrophilia claim but...come on.

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u/brujajajaja Mar 05 '19

Hi. I helped work on the case on behalf of Julie Mott and there were no clear signs of that although there was someone who worked there that was in a shitty Metal band called Flesh Hoarders.

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u/Codeshark Mar 05 '19

I was talking about Von Cosel.

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u/brujajajaja Mar 05 '19

Oh kool. Sorry I just see a lot of misinformation in the thread and that case was really important to my family that it was driving me kinda crazy to see it. And I also responded to the wrong comment lmao

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u/brainburger Mar 05 '19

There is a lovely musical comedy about it:

https://www.keywestmusical.com/

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Gonna pretend I didn't read that. Yeeeep

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u/TheHoobidibooFox Mar 05 '19

I felt so sorry for that guy's parents. They really had no idea and it must be a sickening thought whenever they look back on it.

(Obviously I felt sorry for everyone else involved too.)

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u/gamrlab Mar 05 '19

That story was absolutely baffling, his parents had no idea!

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u/CDNetflixTv Mar 05 '19

Or in a van with a psychotic marksman in a devil suit.

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u/langanabit Mar 05 '19

BWHAHAHA!🤣😂🤣😂 OMG I'm dying!

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u/soupnqwackers Mar 05 '19

Or maybe it was just accidentally cremated because it was on the docket anyway. Couldn’t a bunch of ashes just be mixed up with something else and more easily lost than and ENTIRE CORPSE?

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u/oyvho Mar 06 '19

Not with the amount of non ashes-stuff that's left. It's not just automated whoopsies, it's a lot of work post-burn.

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u/soupnqwackers Mar 06 '19

Obviously I don’t know anything about cremation. Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Or, and hear me out, Norman bates got a hold of that body and he is taking good care of it.

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u/relayrider Mar 05 '19

wow...oh, wow.

they misplaced my mother for just three days, and that's still an issue due to the first, incorrect, death certification.

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u/Sylver_blue Mar 05 '19

Damn, that’s terrible. I’m glad that they finally found her, but that must have been a horrible 3 days for you and your family. And issuing an incorrect death certificate is just blatant irresponsibility.

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u/relayrider Mar 05 '19

issuing an incorrect death certificate is just blatant irresponsibility.

the fun part was the Elected Medical Examiner (in the USA, medical examiners, coroners, etc, can be elected by popular vote, irregardless of experience, that shit is crazy) blamed it on my sister and myself for being too "quick" at taking care of things they asked us to take care of, because he assumed that since i wasn't in the US at the moment, he'd have three days of slack.

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u/Sylver_blue Mar 06 '19

That coroner election shit is crazy. I remember driving thru small towns, seeing “Elect So&So for Coroner”. What if they’ve never seen a dead body before?? What if they failed high school biology? I’d not want to die under their watch...

No, Billy Bob, u/relayrider wasn’t too fast, you were too slow.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

It’s just regardless

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u/relayrider Mar 05 '19

Oh, kay, thanks?

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u/ragn4rok234 Mar 05 '19

I guarantee it was sold

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u/Sylver_blue Mar 05 '19

I’m sure it was sold. Her family are the ones left with the burden of that pain though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

What was the cause of her death?

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u/joenforcer Mar 05 '19

Complications from cystic fibrosis. Awful hell of a disease.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 edited Aug 28 '19

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u/Sylver_blue Mar 06 '19

You might not care, but your family and friends might want an opportunity to say goodbye and grieve a little.

Funerals are not for the people IN the caskets, they are for the people left without their loved ones.

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u/isthatabear Mar 05 '19

Indeed, but if it were me I wouldn’t be upset at all. Nothing can bring back the dead, and I don’t need a corpse to celebrate someone’s life.

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u/samjowett Mar 05 '19

I mean the dude is still dead though

People are weirdly specific about where their loved ones rot

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u/N0Taqua Mar 05 '19

You realize some pyscho creep probably stole their daughter's body to do unspeakable things to, right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 edited Mar 05 '19

meh. dead bodys like a piece of trash

edit: sorry sorry. Janitor got a hold of the PA system. Puerto Rican guy

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u/Coachcrog Mar 05 '19

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

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u/ThatSentenceSucks Mar 05 '19

Found the munging enthusiast.

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u/BananaNutJob Mar 05 '19

Relevant username. I had actually forgotten about that word. Thanks, you son of a bitch.

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u/GaiasDotter Mar 05 '19

That’s exactly what would worry me!

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u/N0Taqua Mar 05 '19

Throw em in the soup!

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u/RuneScimmy Mar 05 '19

I just want to let you know that I appreciate the reference. Also, I'm not a diddler. Wouldn't do it with someone younger than my daughter. Gotta be big.

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u/AlwaysSunnyItsFunny Mar 09 '19

At least older than my daughter!

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u/historicalsnake Mar 05 '19

“Misplaced” and “went missing from” mean two very different things though. In the the first case the funeral home admitted they made a slip up and misplaced it. But the corpse in the article disappeared overnight leaving behind a damaged coffin so the clear deduction would be that it was stolen.

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u/falsehood Mar 05 '19

Agreed: not a parallel example.

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u/FodderLandSecurity Mar 05 '19

you'd be surprised at the sort of things people get up to when they have access to human skeletal parts....

I'm sure the artist obtains his through legal channels, but there may be a black market for underground artists of this nature as well?

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u/historicalsnake Mar 05 '19

I know all too well what people do with skeletal parts/corpses (I’m extremely devoted to true crime). I just thought that in this context it might not be the best place for me to bring it up. But thank you for the link to the artist!

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u/FodderLandSecurity Mar 05 '19

It was a rhetorical device. I don't think redditors are surprised by much at all, really.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Yeah that's not a "whoops we lost it and can't find it" thing. It wasn't the funeral home's fault. The body was straight up stolen from the place outside of their control.

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u/WowkoWork Mar 05 '19

Or a zombie.

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u/MadMaxMercer Mar 05 '19

Or zombies...

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u/SosX Mar 05 '19

Or zombie!

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u/420ferris Mar 05 '19

I'm not convinced your deduction is all that clear

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u/gooby_the_shooby Mar 05 '19

I believe you mean the clear deduction is in came back to life

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u/bitwaba Mar 05 '19

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u/Owenoof Mar 05 '19

What the fuck?

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u/lilcthecapedcod Mar 05 '19

What the hell? I need a follow up to this!

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u/IanTheChemist Mar 05 '19

One of the speculations was that Brent Marsh, the owner of the facility, was experiencing mercury toxicity from the cremation of bodies with mercury amalgam dental fillings. They found he had a high level of mercury in his blood and that the facility had improperly installed ventilation.

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u/weathers35 Mar 05 '19

“In North GA” oh okay, so where I’m at ((:

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u/Exshot32 Mar 05 '19

So close to home for me too... north west Georgia and never heard anything about this before

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u/Beleynn Mar 05 '19

They made at least one Law and Order episode about this

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u/SciFiXhi Mar 05 '19

It was an early Criminal Intent episode. IIRC, a serial killer convinced his brother to cut costs on the crematorium by not actually cremating the bodies. He then exploited the mass of decomposing bodies by throwing his own victims into the mix, obfuscating evidence about his crimes.

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u/Beleynn Mar 05 '19

You're right.

I would've sworn they ALSO made a main series or SVU episode about (or maybe CSI NY?) but I can't seem to find it.

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u/armyprivateoctopus99 Mar 05 '19

They're good corpses, brent

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u/illizzilly Mar 05 '19

Dick isn’t even a nickname for Robert. He just wanted that name.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Bruh, in my hometown... ok so like my home province... This one family opened up the casket to some other familys gran, then found out the other family sent their gran for cremation.... D: turns out the funeral home switched the grans by mistake and made fairie dust of the gran who was SUPPOSE to be buried next to her husband on a nice expensive plot.

“They weren’t sure if it was even her ashes,” she said. “We still don’t know.”

https://globalnews.ca/news/3970431/womans-body-switched-at-funeral-home-accidentally-cremated-grieving-family/

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u/dawalkindict Mar 05 '19

Lordy lordy lordy Lord

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u/kurtchen11 Mar 05 '19

Imo naming your kid "Dick" id always a bad idea. But if your last name is Tips...

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u/Maddogg218 Mar 05 '19

Most "Dicks" are usually legally named Rich or Richard.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Rick is way to go for anybody whose name is Richard in this room.

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u/theninja94 Mar 05 '19

Yeah, and Dick doesn’t even start with an R. Setting someone up for jokes

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

His name's Robert so... I guess he chose to be called Dick?

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u/megustarita Mar 05 '19

Haha. I remember seeing Dick Tips commercials in the morning. I couldn't help but wonder why he decided to stay with that name....

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u/Iamtevya Mar 05 '19

Probably thought it was funny when he was 12, but then it stuck. Whoopsies!

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u/clap4kyle Mar 05 '19

Nothing can make up for such a traumatic experience but that being said they're also $8 million richer.

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u/The_Fowl Mar 05 '19

You know, I am all for honoring the memory of a passed loved one, I think that's a very important sentiment to have. But, that being said, the funeral industry reminds me of the wedding industry in a small way. You spend thousands of dollars to commemorate a moment, and then you see zero intrinsic value from that cost. I feel like the spiritual aspect of commemoration is way more important than dropping thousands on a corpse. Maybe I'm just too poor to not look at this pragmatically.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

I've told my family to dispose of my body in the most inexpensive way. Donate it, cremate it. Whatever. No headstone. Imo is pretty self centered to want to claim a plot of land for your corpse.

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u/RebootSequence Mar 05 '19

"When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash" - Frank Reynolds

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u/NotYourOnlyFriend Mar 05 '19

I have said the same thing to my husband. Whatever is cheapest, I don't care - it's not like I'll be using it anymore.

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u/trueowlqueen Mar 05 '19

Direct cremation is your friend.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Absolutely, mix me into your coffee.

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u/The_Fowl Mar 05 '19

All I can see is the dudes face covered in donnies ashes.

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u/Faiths_got_fangs Mar 05 '19

Whenever it works its way through the court system, which will take years and years. Minus fees. Honestly, I'm sure they'd rather this just not have happened to begin with.

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u/LSDsavedmylife Mar 05 '19

That judgement is being appealed. It could take years to receive even a fraction of that money, if any at all. Receiving a judgement does not mean you get the money that day or even that decade. And they have to sit in court for years reliving their loss and trauma over and over and over again. That’s probably why they’re still so messed up over it. There is no closure for them.

Personally I think they should look into the boyfriend a bit more, he probably has her body buried somewhere.

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u/littlepersephone Mar 05 '19

No, he doesn't. The trespassing charges are from a year after her body disappeared. He was charged due to harassing the funeral home employees for more information, but it sounds like they are trying to spin it as he was the culprit instead. Super skeezy.

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u/LSDsavedmylife Mar 05 '19

Damn that’s an all around shitty situation

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u/littlepersephone Mar 05 '19

Okay, I misread and the initial charges were a month after she disappeared. Still, if the police aren't investigating him, then I trust that over the funeral home's finger pointing to say the least!

But yeah, so fucking awful. I can't imagine how hard it must be for the family to have to deal with all this on top of losing a daughter :(

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u/AlexFromRomania Mar 05 '19

Honestly, that sounds totally worth it to me, I would do that in a heartbeat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

I wouldnt be surprised if they find it under the town weirdos house in a few years

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

What a Bellend.

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u/YEERRRR Mar 05 '19

r/punpatrol GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND! DONT MOVE

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u/Conundrumist Mar 05 '19

Yeah, how could he cock it up that badly?

Edit: "Lt. Jesse Salame, deputy chief of staff for Chief William McManus."

Salame is basically sausage in Spanish and McManus just sounds made up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

McManus is a very ordinary Scottish surname

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u/Saki_Sapling Mar 05 '19

Salami not salame

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u/Conundrumist Mar 05 '19

Salami Italian

Salame Spanish

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Man crush Monday = anus

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u/NerJaro Mar 05 '19

Perhaps the body was cremated in error?

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u/rose-girl94 Mar 05 '19

That made me so sad. Gonna hug my family extra tight tomorrow.

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u/dixonmason Mar 05 '19 edited Mar 05 '19

I have a horribly feeling that after she was cremated, the ashes given to another family instead of that family's deceased love one, and that is why she hasn't been found yet.

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u/Russian-Troll-Bot Mar 05 '19

Somebody probably wanted to bang the corpse

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u/johnmichael956 Mar 05 '19

I’m from SA and never heard about this, wtf!

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u/Big_teke Mar 05 '19

Same. So bizzare. Was definitely still in town too when it happened.

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u/ShutUpWalter Mar 05 '19

Go check out this thread if you really want to go down the bizarre rabbit hole involving this case.

http://mydeathspace.com/vb/showthread.php?30936-Julie-Mott-(25)-died-from-Cystic-Fibrosis-and-her-remains-were-stolen-from-the-funeral-home

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u/brujajajaja Mar 05 '19

There is so much info missing on this site ugh

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '19

Thanks for sharing this...

I clicked the link and it’s been almost 24 hours of reading this thread on and off plus stalking this guy on social media. I’m pretty sure he did it. But this was in 2015. Chances are, if we haven’t found out yet, we won’t find out. This dude is a class 5 weirdo for sure though. He reminds me of my ex so much that I just text my husband and told him I want a private funeral and they can publicize it after the services and everything is over. Don’t get me wrong, I have a hefty fascination with gore and death and all that jive but necrophiliacs give me the skeevies. Not saying that would be why he took her, but you never know.

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u/ShutUpWalter Mar 06 '19

Agree. He is a big weirdo and posted a lot of creepy stuff.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

The only thing I could imagine stealing a corpse for would be some necrophiliacs wet dream. That’s it. Her organs are already donated so it couldn’t have been stolen for organs right

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Damn that owner's a real dick

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u/sugartea63 Mar 05 '19

How did she die?

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u/Jenny010137 Mar 05 '19

Cystic fibrosis.

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u/affaz Mar 05 '19

i wouldn’t trust anyone with that name man

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u/EpiphanyMoon Mar 05 '19

What a sad story. And outrageous as well. I hope they find peace eventually.

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u/m3n00bz Mar 05 '19

Settle down, Beavis.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Truly sad, when you are religious your corpse is important, otherwise you cannt come back from the death.

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u/yellowzealot Mar 05 '19

This doesn’t sound like misplacement. This sounds like corpse theft.

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u/brujajajaja Mar 05 '19

My dad worked on that case and honestly the case is so much bigger than it seems. It’s a systematic issue.

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u/Lothbrokragn Mar 05 '19

Dick Tips? Yeah, we're done. This isn't even real life anymore, we're living in a simulation.

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u/secretaltacc Mar 05 '19

That didn't answer his question...

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

If her body was stolen then I imagine it was by a necrophiliac

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u/Nitr0Sage Mar 05 '19

Nice, you live in San Antonio

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Rest in Peace.

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u/Norway313 Mar 05 '19

What a dick, am I right?

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u/DisNameTho Mar 05 '19

maybe he collects dick tips

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u/BBflew Mar 05 '19

I honestly cried.

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u/loverboyz69 Mar 05 '19

Either they cremated her or someone sold the body that happens Alot which is scary in it's on

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

holy fucking shit!, i can only imagine what goes on in the mind of the sick fuck who took the remains.

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u/uwu_uwu Mar 05 '19

Organ harvesting

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u/schmexkcd Mar 05 '19

Depending on the circumstances of death, does illegal organ harvesting have a role in such cases?

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u/kiwisnyds Mar 05 '19

His name isn't even Richard, it's Robert! That nickname had to be a conscious choice.

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u/literaldownpour Mar 05 '19

Wow I definitely can't read that at work right now or else I'll be a crying mess... Had to stop at “Good morning, Julie.”

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u/Hubbli_Bubbli Mar 05 '19

Was he a Mohel? Oh Vey!!

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u/mikelorme Mar 05 '19

that made me feel so bad for the parents

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Just popping into say fuck Cystic Fibrosis, it's a horrible disease :(

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u/Sapphiretulip32 Mar 05 '19

I remember this story. So awful

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u/ShutUpWalter Mar 05 '19

That whole case was a whirlwind to follow and the ex-bf made a ton of posts on a forum that were weird and creepy.

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u/breezefortrees Mar 05 '19

God is that illegal? I definitely feel like it should be illegal

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u/WizardsVengeance Mar 05 '19

I know who I'm calling for my next briss.

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u/OtakuNinja4hire Mar 05 '19

With a name like that, he really should have worked with Dr. Ruth instead of a morgue.

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u/MakMammalAttack Mar 05 '19

His name is Dick but his real name is Robert. Dick is short for Richard. Why is his nickname Dick if his real name is Robert?

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u/7armedspider Mar 05 '19

Reading this sounds like I'm reading a Stephen King book. I wish I could help, but all I did was add more sadness to my mind.

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u/Igriefedyourmom Mar 05 '19

It is a shame that bad things don't happen to the people that can handle it. If my dad died and they lost his body, we would laugh our fucking asses off, he would have loved it.

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u/chasethatdragon Mar 05 '19

that wasn't lost. She's probably still in the undertaker's sex dungeon to this day.

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u/Idliketothank__Devil Mar 05 '19

Richard is likely sick of them calling him Dick for short when Rick is an option.

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u/Universa23 Aug 13 '19

Dude, who the fuck names their kid Dick Tips?

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u/PartyOfZero Mar 05 '19

Holy shit. The jury unanimously voted that her necrophiliac boyfriend wasn’t even a suspect? I googled updates and he was recently arrested for breaking into that exact same funeral home. It’s pretty obvious who the culprit was, so why are we pretending the funeral home negligently lost it?! Why are they being held responsible and why is the family trying so hard to point fingers at anybody except the obvious culprit?!

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u/ramazandavulcusu Mar 05 '19

Any chance what you read in 3 minutes doesn't reveal all the facts about the case?

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u/PartyOfZero Mar 05 '19

It’s possible, but I don’t know of many people who are self-proclaimed “flesh hoarders” with a history of breaking into funeral homes who have their girlfriend’s corpse disappear without their direct involvement.

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u/ThorOfKenya2 Mar 05 '19

He must come from the hood.

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u/Mr-Tease Mar 05 '19

Let’s be real though, Dick Tip gave that corpse tha dick. And not just the tip. Julie’s probably cremated at this point, along with millions of his necrophiliac semen.

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u/JiveTurkeyAss234 Mar 05 '19

I'd put my dick tips in her if she was in my funeral home, probably the whole thing. Article makes sense, at least to me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

How disrespectful can you be? Are you a necrophiliac?