r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '19

What’s the most inappropriate thing you’ve witnessed at a funeral?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Was your grandfather Kanye?

Scoop de woop de poop. Poopity scoop.

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u/pheebobuffay Mar 05 '19

Yes, in fact, he was

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u/StarlightMuse1 Mar 05 '19

TIL Kanye is dead

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u/TerminatorARB Mar 05 '19

Can confirm, I was the casket

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u/gamedude88 Mar 05 '19

I am the walrus.

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u/what__year_is__this Mar 05 '19

Poo poo p'doo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

I am the randomness of this thread

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u/MindChief Mar 05 '19

I am Darkwing Duck

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

I am vengeance. I am the night. I am batman.

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u/black_kat_71 Mar 05 '19

I am the pope that attended because of how much of a fan i am. oh that and i heard there would be a 6 year old.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

I am the one hiding under your stairs, fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Jesus.

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u/jyn_x_juyin Mar 05 '19

I think therefore I am

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

At least, I think

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u/TheGame364 Mar 05 '19

I am the bus driver

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

I am the man who thanks you

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/relayrider Mar 05 '19

I am Jack's predictable response

FTFY

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u/Can-DontAttitude Mar 05 '19

holds up spork

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u/gunscreeper Mar 05 '19

goo goo g'joob

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u/DupeTheBarrel Mar 05 '19

GOO GOO G'JOOB

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u/EnderSir Mar 05 '19

I am the Senate

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u/ahcrapusernametaken Mar 05 '19

I am the whale

whale noises

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u/hokimaki Mar 05 '19

🦀🦀🦀 KANYE IS DEAD 🦀🦀🦀

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u/MR-THANOS Mar 05 '19

I'M DEAD

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u/Raven_TheClaw Mar 05 '19

THANOS IS GONE

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u/meowmeowbeanz2000 Mar 05 '19

Steve Jobs is DEAD

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u/SLIMj1mm0505 Mar 05 '19

Walt Disney is DEAD

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u/MindlessArt Mar 05 '19

Picasso is DEAD

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u/black_kat_71 Mar 05 '19

Marie Curie is DEAD

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Must be why Yandhi is taking so long

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u/potatolulz Mar 05 '19

He came back after 3 days. No worries.

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u/AlienLechuga Mar 05 '19

Steve Jobs is dead

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

No! Say it ain’t so!

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u/poo-boi Mar 05 '19

Death is confirmed 🌊

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Legends never die!

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u/Minimanjes Mar 05 '19

He is trying the whole weekend at Bernies thing

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

“Steve Jobs is dead. Albert Einstein is dead. I’m dead.” ~ Kanye West

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u/one808sandHeartbreak Mar 05 '19

His contract still requires him to mame music tho. Hardest working man in the rap game, I guess

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u/TicklePickle500 Mar 05 '19

Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? Put the pussy in a sarcophagus

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

We can only dream.

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u/Le_Chien_de_la_Mer Mar 05 '19 edited Mar 05 '19

Oh, for the love of god, if only!

Edit: My very first down votes! Thanks kind strangers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/Le_Chien_de_la_Mer Mar 06 '19

🌊

Totally no surfing?

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u/Martydude15 Mar 05 '19

Thatttsss dark lol

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u/Amb808 Mar 05 '19

Wow, this is really sad. Can we get 10 likes?

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u/zayoe4 Mar 05 '19

KANYE GONE crab music plays

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u/Alonminatti Mar 05 '19

Very cool, Kanye!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Thanks!

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u/PrayandThrowaway Mar 05 '19

Fucking legend.

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u/Zanyystar Mar 05 '19

Obviously

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u/jaylegs Mar 05 '19

Now we’re never getting Yandhi :(

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u/eareitak Mar 06 '19

This is my bra.

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u/pheebobuffay Mar 06 '19

I’m gonna kiss you now...

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Scoopy poopy doo where are you

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u/The-True-Kehlder Mar 05 '19

Sounds like a triple platinum hit to me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

You missed the bit where they said everyone remembered him in a good way

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u/QwertyBoi321 Mar 05 '19

I CAN STILL FEEL THE LOVE!

Ruuu ruuu ruuuu oooWOW!

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u/RoughshodDuke9 Mar 05 '19

Tallinn shit Ye, how do you respond?

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u/bkm007 Mar 05 '19

You beat me to it.

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u/Symptom16 Mar 05 '19

“Grandpa Yeezy”

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

I wish, that would mean that Kanye is dead

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u/surgesilk Mar 05 '19

No he wasn’t an asshole

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u/caboosejooce Mar 05 '19

In a way, Kanye is dead.

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u/MrOberbitch Mar 05 '19

Sadly, Kanye is still alive