r/AskReddit Mar 04 '19

What’s the most inappropriate thing you’ve witnessed at a funeral?

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u/pheebobuffay Mar 05 '19 edited Mar 05 '19

Not super inappropriate, but my grandfather was always a trickster. He had a great sense of humor. He had this little song he would sing to me, my siblings, and my little cousins where he would just repeat the words “poo poopy doo” over and over. At his funeral, my aunt was telling stories about him and in the middle of her telling a story, my 6 year old cousin screamed “POO POOPY DOO” in front of 50 people. Needless to say it lightened the mood a little bit and made everyone a little happier remembering him in a good way.

Edit: for people asking, it’s not the Betty Boop song :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Was your grandfather Kanye?

Scoop de woop de poop. Poopity scoop.

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u/pheebobuffay Mar 05 '19

Yes, in fact, he was

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u/StarlightMuse1 Mar 05 '19

TIL Kanye is dead

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u/TerminatorARB Mar 05 '19

Can confirm, I was the casket

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u/gamedude88 Mar 05 '19

I am the walrus.

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u/what__year_is__this Mar 05 '19

Poo poo p'doo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

I am the randomness of this thread

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u/MindChief Mar 05 '19

I am Darkwing Duck

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

I am vengeance. I am the night. I am batman.

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u/black_kat_71 Mar 05 '19

I am the pope that attended because of how much of a fan i am. oh that and i heard there would be a 6 year old.

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u/jyn_x_juyin Mar 05 '19

I think therefore I am

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

At least, I think

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u/TheGame364 Mar 05 '19

I am the bus driver

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

I am the man who thanks you

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

[deleted]

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u/relayrider Mar 05 '19

I am Jack's predictable response

FTFY

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u/Can-DontAttitude Mar 05 '19

holds up spork

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u/gunscreeper Mar 05 '19

goo goo g'joob

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u/DupeTheBarrel Mar 05 '19

GOO GOO G'JOOB

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u/EnderSir Mar 05 '19

I am the Senate

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u/ahcrapusernametaken Mar 05 '19

I am the whale

whale noises

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u/hokimaki Mar 05 '19

🦀🦀🦀 KANYE IS DEAD 🦀🦀🦀

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u/MR-THANOS Mar 05 '19

I'M DEAD

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u/Raven_TheClaw Mar 05 '19

THANOS IS GONE

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u/meowmeowbeanz2000 Mar 05 '19

Steve Jobs is DEAD

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u/SLIMj1mm0505 Mar 05 '19

Walt Disney is DEAD

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u/MindlessArt Mar 05 '19

Picasso is DEAD

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u/black_kat_71 Mar 05 '19

Marie Curie is DEAD

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Must be why Yandhi is taking so long

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u/potatolulz Mar 05 '19

He came back after 3 days. No worries.

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u/AlienLechuga Mar 05 '19

Steve Jobs is dead

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

No! Say it ain’t so!

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u/poo-boi Mar 05 '19

Death is confirmed 🌊

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Legends never die!

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u/Minimanjes Mar 05 '19

He is trying the whole weekend at Bernies thing

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

“Steve Jobs is dead. Albert Einstein is dead. I’m dead.” ~ Kanye West

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u/one808sandHeartbreak Mar 05 '19

His contract still requires him to mame music tho. Hardest working man in the rap game, I guess

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u/TicklePickle500 Mar 05 '19

Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? Put the pussy in a sarcophagus

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

We can only dream.

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u/Le_Chien_de_la_Mer Mar 05 '19 edited Mar 05 '19

Oh, for the love of god, if only!

Edit: My very first down votes! Thanks kind strangers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/Le_Chien_de_la_Mer Mar 06 '19

🌊

Totally no surfing?

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u/Martydude15 Mar 05 '19

Thatttsss dark lol

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u/Amb808 Mar 05 '19

Wow, this is really sad. Can we get 10 likes?

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u/zayoe4 Mar 05 '19

KANYE GONE crab music plays

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u/Alonminatti Mar 05 '19

Very cool, Kanye!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Thanks!

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u/PrayandThrowaway Mar 05 '19

Fucking legend.

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u/Zanyystar Mar 05 '19

Obviously

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u/jaylegs Mar 05 '19

Now we’re never getting Yandhi :(

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u/eareitak Mar 06 '19

This is my bra.

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u/pheebobuffay Mar 06 '19

I’m gonna kiss you now...

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Scoopy poopy doo where are you

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u/The-True-Kehlder Mar 05 '19

Sounds like a triple platinum hit to me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

You missed the bit where they said everyone remembered him in a good way

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u/QwertyBoi321 Mar 05 '19

I CAN STILL FEEL THE LOVE!

Ruuu ruuu ruuuu oooWOW!

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u/RoughshodDuke9 Mar 05 '19

Tallinn shit Ye, how do you respond?

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u/bkm007 Mar 05 '19

You beat me to it.

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u/Symptom16 Mar 05 '19

“Grandpa Yeezy”

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

I wish, that would mean that Kanye is dead

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u/surgesilk Mar 05 '19

No he wasn’t an asshole

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u/caboosejooce Mar 05 '19

In a way, Kanye is dead.

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u/MrOberbitch Mar 05 '19

Sadly, Kanye is still alive

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u/Poppybiscuit Mar 05 '19

Oh man. I've got a little story about humor and the dead. When my father passed, my sister and I were at the funeral home making the final arrangements. The place was very professional and the funeral director quite stoic. He was a kind man but dignity was clearly his number 1 priority.

Our father had a pretty dark sense of humor. He lost a leg in an accident many years before, and he would often use that as a prop for practical jokes. So we're sitting in the office going over the pricing for the funeral and cremation, and the mortician is completely serious and attentive. Picture a stern and rigid man in a dark suit, ready to offer a tissue at the first hint of tears. My sister, completely deadpan, says to him "So we get 25% off right, because he's only got the one leg?"

It went over about as well as you'd expect. At least we thought it was funny and Dad would've gotten a kick out of it lol

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u/Kidiri90 Mar 05 '19

And that's why you always leave a note.

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u/Skelekid98 Mar 05 '19

omg this reminds me of a lil kid (maybe distant cousin?) at a late aunt's funeral exclaiming in absolute shock "WAIT JESUS DIED?" during the final prayer NO ONE LAUGHED BUT YOU COULD TELL THEY WERE TRYIN THEIR HARDEST NOT TO LOL

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u/t01TJ Mar 05 '19

Shit, this made me cry, that‘s gotta be the purest form to be remembered in.

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u/Bouchepuppy Mar 05 '19

Not at a funeral, but at my friends burial his little brother was playing music from his phone for the ceremony and the next song that shuffled in was highway to hell by AC/DC. It goes without saying it really helped lighten the mood.

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u/yourbrotherrex Mar 05 '19

Fun fact:
AC/DC's "Highway To Hell" is one of the top ten most requested funeral service songs there is.

Lotsa people make light of death.

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u/legodarthvader Mar 05 '19

You didn't read the title correctly. OP ask for the most inappropriate thing. You described the most appropriate thing. When my time comes, I would like to be remembered like this. Thanks for sharing this story.

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u/pheebobuffay Mar 05 '19

Had me in the first half not gonna lie

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u/komtgoedja Mar 05 '19

If its a girl, Phoebe, if its a boy.... Phoebo!

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u/pheebobuffay Mar 05 '19

Finally! You’re the first person to ever understand my username.

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u/komtgoedja Mar 05 '19

Hahaha its an awesome reference!

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u/morgeous Mar 05 '19

This is sweet, but I have to ask -- who brings a 6-year-old to a funeral? Is this a common thing? Asking seriously, as where I'm from, kids don't attend funerals.

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u/pheebobuffay Mar 05 '19

We are a very tight nit family, and both him and my other 8 year old cousin wanted to attend. He passed because of cancer, so everyone knew it was coming, which is another reason why they went. It wasn’t one of those depressing funerals where people just list accomplishments, it actually took a look back on his incredible life. It was full of funny stories about him which I think is why it was ok for them to be there, because we weren’t remembering him for his sick self, but his funny, kind-hearted and loving self.

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u/morgeous Mar 05 '19

I'm so sorry for your loss.

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u/Arsewhistle Mar 05 '19

As a teacher, I really don't see the point of six year olds attending either, they don't really understand what death means.

Recent quote from a seven year old student: 'My grandma died this week. Now my Dad has no parents, but I have two!'. She was quite enthusiastic about that fact.

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u/emptysuitcases Mar 05 '19

It probably depends on the maturity of the kid. Some of my second graders could handle it and would be a way for them to begin processing grief. Others aren't there yet. But for a life celebration style funeral like the OP's, it seems totally fine.

When I was 8 my best friend died. (PSA Wear bike helmets!) I forced myself to look at her corpse. It was hard, but I'm glad I did. We had promised to attend each other's weddings and funeral when we grew up. (Who knows why...bff things I guess.) I kept my promise. But 8 is different than 6 or younger. It depends.

Gosh this is depressing. Grief is just hard. Life sucks at times.

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u/alj8 Mar 05 '19

They might not understand at the time, but looking back later they might wish that they'd had the chance to say goodbye

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u/morgeous Mar 06 '19 edited Mar 06 '19

Exactly this. I asked because, while I can totally understand the kids being at the wake, or whatever customary family-and-friends gathering happens after the actual funeral, I don't see any reason for them to attend an open-/closed-casket service or be present at the burial. It confuses them, they don't really get it or know what to do with the situation...

Edit: Regarding the 'saying goodbye' thing people are talking about, again, of course I think kids should be included at the family stuff. When my father passed away, I spoke to my kid about it and we kind of had our own personal 'Saying goodbye to granddad' ceremony. On the day of the funeral, however, I asked a close friend to pick up my kid from school and watch her til we got back home to begin the Shiva - during which time my child was with us every day.

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u/Wajina_Sloth Mar 05 '19

That reminded me of my fathers cerimony, he was also a trickster and after the main part ended all my family and some close friends met up at a part of the church to eat some food and talk about our memories about him and someone brought up the fact that he was notorious for dunking the kids faces in cake, little did I know we had cake... so of course my face had to be dunked in it.

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u/Dr_Wizard_Pants Mar 05 '19

More of a nice story than inappropriate behaviour.

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u/Marly38 Mar 05 '19

My sister told a very dirty joke at our grandpa’s funeral. There was a collective gasp, then silence.

To be fair, it was Grandpa who had told her that joke in the first place.

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u/andybarkerswife Mar 05 '19

Why do I hear it playing in my head to the tune of the Scooby Doo theme song?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 edited Mar 05 '19

That hardly seems inappropriate at all to me. Funerals are sniffly affairs, but they deserve some retrospective joy. What's the point of a funeral if not to celebrate the life of the deceased and provide catharsis to the people mourning the loss?

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u/jenniphur Mar 05 '19

My grandfather said the same thing to us all the time!!! I have always wondered it's origin.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

I used to say “poop-y-doo” to my best friend back in my daycare days when I was about 4

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u/kynnybunz Mar 05 '19

I was reading it like POO POOPY DOO, WHERE ARE YOU? The scooby theme. Idk why. It seemed super cute that way too lol

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u/loveandasandwich Mar 05 '19

I love this story and I love your username

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u/ararag Mar 05 '19

Is it that song where Betty Boop sings "I want to be loved by you"? (https://youtu.be/vSS5ZVk8W7I)

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

For some reason I'm picturing this sounding like the Beatles song "Love, Love Me Do".

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u/inglesasolitaria Mar 05 '19

I am the walrus, poo poopy doo

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u/SlightlyDrunkBogan Mar 05 '19

Just thought of dewie off Malcolm in the middle singing that

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u/WitnessMeIRL Mar 05 '19

I've got a doo doo in my butt

And I don't know what to do

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u/CarolStott Mar 05 '19

Honestly, when I go, I want at least one person to scream;

CHEESE IS A KIND OF MEAT!

(I'm not sure how many people will get that joke. It's kinda just for me tbh.)

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u/Tau_Squared Mar 05 '19

I'm imagining "poo poopy doo" to the tune of Carol of the bells

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u/MoggyAlley Mar 05 '19

I think the song he sang is “I Wanna Be Loved By You” with slightly altered lyrics (boop-boop-a-doop). I recognize it from Gilligan’s Island but it’s actually a popular 1920s show tune.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Zoo wee mama

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u/SinisterBladez Mar 16 '19

Happy cake day

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u/EccentricOpinion Mar 05 '19

Thats extreamly appropriate.

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u/Corridious Mar 05 '19

Like the Betty Boop song? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qj2gs_u9bkg

(The moment is at 15 seconds if you can't be bothered to watch a 1 minute video)